boycott food

Discussion in 'Boycott' started by Deranged, Feb 12, 2009.

  1. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

    most of it's processed, half of it involves killing animals that actually feel pain. this has to stop. we need to boycott food before it's too late.
  2. greenryder

    greenryder Member

    Why not be more specific? You can't just boycott ALL food.
  3. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

    yes i can dammit.
  4. funkadelix

    funkadelix Member're boycotting all food? are you going to just stop eating?
  5. daisymae

    daisymae I'm a Rhinestone Cowboy

    Feel free to starve. I plan to continue eating.
  6. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

    I think s/hes trying to look clever and make a statement about people who choose not to eat certain things:rolleyes: Either that or theyre on drugs
  7. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

    i think i know what deranged means by not eating any food at all.
    deranged is a breatharian. this movement started in australia some years ago. breatharians claim they don't need any food or water at all to live. they get all their nourishment from just breathing air.

    the minister for science in australia had this to say about the breatharian movement.
    "this has to be one of the most airheaded ideals to have ever come out of my country!"

    good luck deranged! stay in contact with us so, we can know if breatharainism really works.
    i sure would love to quit eating food; that is one expensive habit!
  8. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

    i've engineered a pill that puts the same enzymes that are in a cow's gut into a human gut for a 8 hour period of time, so during that period, you can eat grass. i solved the world hunger problem! yay!

    ^last night's toke session put to good use
  9. funkadelix

    funkadelix Member

    therefore you still aren't boycotting all food -- because, according to your "pill," grass has become the food.
  10. I've heard you can live on Ensure

  11. Let's starve to death!
    Woo, that will show 'em.
  12. funkadelix

    funkadelix Member

    I couldn't! I'm lactose intolerant and allergic to dairy. I'd probably more likely die off it. haha
  13. Indy Hippy

    Indy Hippy Zen & Bearded

    Boycotting food does not neccesarily mean starving to death. Down by my tent I have a nice small garden where I grow things when I can. Living off the land may be un heard of now aday but its not impossible
  14. that sucks.. so no ice cream ??
  15. funkadelix

    funkadelix Member

    yeaaaah, it blows. I mean, I guess I could eat ice cream, but there's the risk of having horrible craps (hahaha), puking, and suffocating. and I learned the hard way the difference between sherbert and sorbet!

    irony: I have two jobs -- one of them is a summer job scooping and serving designer ice cream in the local ice cream parlor!

    good thing we have great sorbet though!

    deranged did say all food though. sounds like s/he just wants us to take her/his miracle pill and eat grass instead.
  16. I have a small garden too, and I think you are right on with that :).
    Everyone should aspire to self-sufficiency.
  17. funkadelix

    funkadelix Member

  18. and eat grass instead

    I'd rather smoke grass
  19. Indy Hippy

    Indy Hippy Zen & Bearded

    I'd rather eat carrots and lettuce if anything.
  20. dreadlocksftw

    dreadlocksftw Visitor

    Agreed, food is the root of all evil!

    It's horrible to think that people eat food every day

    All we need to do now is recruit a large-breasted blond American to represent us... I vote that we steal Pamela Anderson from Peta!

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