Box Kelly

Discussion in 'Australia' started by Ramp Rat, Mar 31, 2007.

  1. Ramp Rat

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    Box Kelly, April 1, 2007
     
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    Box, April 1, 2007
     
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    is this a new super hero fighting police brutality??

    i want to see more and a story where he wreaks a terrible revenge on a speed camera thats just busted him, just puts box over camera.
     
  4. Ramp Rat

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    Thanks guy.
     
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    Reports are Box Kelly is a former bushranger who has a Tazmanian Tiger to keep him warm on the streets of Sydney and scare off the cops and catch his boomerangs....:policeman :horseshit
     
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    abandoned as a child at a closed box factory. slowly he rebuilds the box factory and boxes become his friend and protectors. builds a fortune from box sales and patrols the mean streets - the boxed avenger
     
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    Abandoned in a closed box factory? I like the factory but abandoned as a child? What? Dingos too insensitive?!!....I think his mother is unjustly imprisoned either way....
     
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    well you see his mother worked there and until she was imprisoned for vagrancy.
     
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    Now we just need a villain. I'm thinking he should be a real square, someone from the box set....
     
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    looks like peter garrett


    box kelly is an artist in the cubist sense of course
     
  11. Ramp Rat

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    Where do we sleep when our beds are boxes?....Dum dum dum....

    Artists reflect their culture. If the culture ain't hip, they're the hip doing the unhip....And usually the unhip aren't hip to it. They dig it but they ain't hip. You hip?
     
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    i'm not an artist
     
  13. Ramp Rat

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    Officer O'Hare ran like a Hare from Box Kelly and lost his position on the force. He could no longer send innocent mothers to jail so he snapped like David Helfgott and became Kelly's greatest enemy--a REAL cop. He became:
     
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    officer o' hare also wears ladies clothes when clearing the streets of major criminals - speeding drivers, so rest easy, whilst you are pulled over just relax in the knowledge that your place is being burgled.
     
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    The coppers still don't see the Box Kelly/Ned Kelly connection. What? Where?
     
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    box kelly finally cornered by the police? never.
     
  17. Ramp Rat

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    Like the skeptical cops would say, "Ned Kelly's armour was made of sturdier stuff!"
     
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    guy's right. Mad Geoff thought his warehouse days had paid off but Box struck again and again and again and again and again....
    Random? According to the police, yes....
     
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    and they all lived happily ever after

    the end

    or is it?
     
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