Okay one day Julie wanted to go to the mall after her friend Sandy called her. So she walks down the hall to the living room where her dad is sitting in his chair. So Julie says,"Dad can i borrow the car?" and the dad says,"Sure if you blow me." So she walks down the hall to her room dissapointed. Then Sandy calls again and says that her secret crush Andy was there, and Liz who also likes Andy just got there too. So Julie walks down the hall again and up to her dad,"Dad can i please borrow the car?" so he looks at her and says,"only if you give me head." So once again she walks down the hall dissapointed, then gets a call from Sandy again. This time she says that Andy is leaving with Liz. So she runs down the hall and says,"Dad PLEASE let me borrow the car!" so he says,"sure if you suck one out of me." So she finally swallows her pride and gets on her knees and opens his pants. Then she sniffs and says,"Dad you dick smells like shit." and then he says,"Oh yeah that's right your brother has the car."
