Born-again virgin

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by missfontella, Jun 7, 2005.

  1. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    How long do you have to be without sex in order to be the equivalent to a virgin? I just wanna know so I can circle the date on my calendar. I mean, that way, if someone comes along after that date, I'll know that I'm supposed to be stingy with the coochie. Otherwise, I won't be responsible for my actions
     
  2. Bobinbed

    Bobinbed Visitor

    20 years or so...
     
  3. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    I'd say 13 years. Try it.
     
  4. Bobinbed

    Bobinbed Visitor

    Erm... What's the point of it anyway? *curious*
     
  5. Lizardman0

    Lizardman0 Member

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    Its kind of a mentality, you stop being sexualy active and stop trying to be. You just have to make the decision, but if somebody asks if your a virgin, say "yes", but tell them you have had sex in the past.
     
  6. Bobinbed

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    But if you've had sex, you are not a virgin technically. Not even if you go to the doctor and get a new hymen... A virgin is someone who has never had sexual intercourse. It's ok to say that you're a celibate or something, but a virgin? No...
     
  7. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    damn you people are so uptight that you can't tell when someone is kidding in a sarcastic way

    *shrugs*

    oh well
     
  8. Bobinbed

    Bobinbed Visitor

    Sorry for being so damned uptight.
     
  9. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    Well suposedly due to cell replication your body completely replaces itself after 7 years.

    so if you don't have sex until 7 years from now the body you'll have by then will have never had sex.
     
  10. Zeitgeist

    Zeitgeist Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    What if you have loads and loads of sex, so that your erm...ladyparts go like a bucket? Does that take 7 years to rectify itself? Is there like an equation to calculate the time it takes, or can you just add 7 years to the last time you had sex?

    If I spontaneously combust, will I come back ok in 7 years?

    Just wondering...:)
     
  11. Zeitgeist

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    I understand the word virginity in a clinical, medical sense of the word. Once you've had vaginal intercourse, you ain't no virgin...:confused: Whether or not you're happy with the circumstances of the first time it happened, you've had sex.
     
  12. Zeitgeist

    Zeitgeist Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I see how that works; it's called intolerance.

    According to my dictionary, Michael, a virgin is "someone who has never had sexual intercourse."

    Oddly enough, the same definition is given from a few other sources:

    "vir·gin (vûr'jĭn)
    n.
    A person who has not experienced sexual intercourse."

    ( http://www.answers.com/virgin&r=67 )

    "virgin

    n : a person who has never had sex"

    ( http://dict.die.net/virgin/ )

    I could go on, but I think you get my point. You don't lose your virginity by having your hymen broken.

    It's a little dangerous to suggest that your way is the only way, but hell, I'm an idiot, what do I know?
     

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