borderline gay things men do everyday...

point well taken...

 

hahaha... that made my day

 

good god. yeah, what's the deal with faux hawks? i don't get it. my two year old has one. but it just grows in that way.

 

You mean he is so punk that his hair just grows all punky like that???




I think that selling snakes and sparklers on the highway is pretty gay

 

that one went right over my head.

 

All I got was girl and cotton panties, so I approve.

 

yeah.

 

spending more time in the bathroom than is neccessary to shit, shower and shave is pushing the boundaries of homosexuality.

As all male grooming products by Nivea, moisturiser, cleanser etc.

 

ah hell, even manly men need lotion sometimes.

 

I disagree. I have a good friend here who spends more on what I call cosmetics in a month than his girlfriend. That's just wrong. Definitely shows on the gayometer.

 

i have lotion, and i use it on my hands and face

thats about it

 

pfft. dave still needs lotion. he skin cracks fiercely and he gets all itchy.

 

Fitzy that makes you about 15% gay.

Now if you had said you also use is to wank, that's not gay.

 

there's the whole getting a massage from your wife option, too.

 

but i can shit, shower, shave, brush my teeth, put the lotion on my face, and get semi-dressed in under 5 minutes

and i shave with a double edged safety razor

 

Massage's are good.

Discussing their desires to engage in anal sex.

Now there's a pretty gay thing men seem to do a lot of recently.

 

WHAT??!!! i have never hear of that! Who the HELL would participate in that, people getting into a frat house???? thats just ewwww. the person that thought of that in the first place, is a sick sick man.

I didnt have a CRAZY college experience, just took a few classes. But really! In this town, i KNOW that people dont do that!!!

 

i dunno, anal's not so bad.

 

you'd be surprised....i heard about this way back when i was in high school

 

i was secretly of the belief in high school that ALL the boys were gay or bi.