I have a pair of boobs. They're just attached to somebody elses body. I still retain ownership, however.
lemme check.... why yes i do. they are shared property edit: wait that sounded slutty. i meant shared with my bf
No, that's a beer. Repeat it after me: Beer. And yes, I have two boobs, but my boyfriend will tell you differently, for he has claimed them as his own. Someone's gotta make up for his nipples (or lackthereof), afterall.
