Boobs. Again.

Hi,

while reading the other thread about boobs (You ask which thread? Just choose one, there are enough boob-threads in the forums ;-) a report I've seen some time ago comes to mind. It was a report about a product named R*doll and its vendees. R*doll is a doll for the grown ups. It has not only boobs, no, all assets a (male, I guess) consumer can think about are available. It's a facking expensive master piece of engineering. They even customise the doll for you. Like a red haired and one eyed wench? No problem. Bring money, they build it for you. And if the doll can't stand the hard every day life, they repair it for you.

For the report they interviewed some consumers. Some of them looked and acted totally normal, like you and, uhm, I. Some are a little bit, hm, lets say advanced. One guy had a collection of dolls. They showed an episode where he dates a real woman. You may have heard about real women. That ones, which are complaining about headaches sometimes or having their raging moments. So, this guy dated one of them. At first she seemed to be curious about the hobby of her soon to be new boyfriend. But as she sat on the couch with one or two of his other 'girl friends' she looked a little bit freaked out. I guess they never became a couple. But, to make this clear, that was not his failure. He tried hard to brush up his girls, used make up etc. They looked like the best meat one can get in the cheapest red light district.

The report was hilarious. I feel sorry for some of the guys. But anyways, it was hilarious.

Regards
Gyro

 

Lesson number one: If you are the owner of a realdoll, do not show it to a girl until the third date.

 

I had a nightmare involving mannequins last night. Real Dolls are creepy as hell...the people who "play" with them are a close second on the creep scale...

 

Hi,

no no, she's not mine. Cynthi, uhm, she belongs to my sister .

Regards
Gyro

 

Hi,

*sniffsniff* I smell a story waiting to be told .

The dolls are not my cup of tea, too. But maybe there are people outside in the world, who are not socially retarded and who use them as a toy to enrich their lifes? Who knows. At least they don't harm other people.

Regards
Gyro

 

I think Dave_techie posted a link to that documentary once...Guys and Dolls or something to the effect. I really liked that one dude with the long hair, he seemed like a fellow I'd get along with.

 

Where's Jait?
ROFL...
I read the title alongside the beat of "Dhoom again"

 

haha..

I read it as something else, I can't remember what now though.

 

My favourite bit of the whole thing

It's.... it's caught on?!?!?

 

I'm using it now.

 

Blah! :willy_nilly: Spooooooooooooky!

 

Oh yes I heard on your audio recording

You've got the most gorgeous lil English accent!!!

 

Of course. Fack is the new black.

And of course to the accents too. xD

I'm just waiting for Odon/Ress/McLeod/any other brit to post now.

 

Oh gosh

I'm always puttin' American accents on the brit posters

I've just realised I'm still doin' it to all three of the above. Sorry.

 

Hi,

I knew you would notice it .

We should observe the birthrate. If it goes down... OMG, it goes down . Hm, the vendor has a webpage and there is an article at wikipedia about this mechanical wenches. So I guess they are still in business.

Regards
Gyro

 

Hi,

so he isn't as technophobic as I thought the other day ?

Regards
Gyro

 

His name is dave techie, it would be pretty weird if he was technophobic.

 

How?

 

Hi,

do you know the guy they call Towers? He is a mite.

Regards
Gyro

 

Hi,

I was a lurker in this forum over the last year or so.

Regards
Gyro