Boners

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  1. lawnboy3

    lawnboy3 Member

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    In high school, it was impossible to not get like 5 boners a day.

    Who rocks a boner periodically throughout the day lol.
     
  2. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    i'm guilty
     
  3. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    When I was in high school and got a boner, I would just point it upwards and tuck it under the waistline of my pants. It worked like a charm and prevented anyone from getting poked in the eyeball.
     
  4. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    lol that's what everyone does, remember in superbad he's like "I stick it up under my belt. It works perfectly and feels awesome!"
     
  5. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    hahaha I don't remember that. I've only seen Superbad once and I was on the ass-end of a powerful 2ce trip, so it's kinda hazy. lol
     
  6. killswitchjd

    killswitchjd Senior Member

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    in high school, sure. til I found out how to jack off :)
     
  7. MatchboxAwakening

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    its these damn hormones..... cant help it
     
  8. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Actually not so much in high school, I hit puberty early, and hard, I think puberty lasted about 7 weeks for me, then I had to play the waiting game so I no longer towered over everyone and I wasn't the only boy with a spear trying to stick out of my pants
     
  9. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    you didn't learn how to jack off till AFTER highschool? lol
     
  10. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    Shit happens maybe once a week in school, happened like once a day freshman year when I transfered to this school lol. Happens for good reason though, the girls all wear skirts that are rolled way up and many don't wear shorts. Hard not to get hard when there are girls flaunting their panties :D
     
  11. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    Lol you didn't find out how to jack off until high school?
     
  12. March of the Meanies

    March of the Meanies Member

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    Catholic school was the worst. All those blossoming girls in skirts during church, you can't help it....Then we had to go up for communion
     
  13. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    It happens several times a day?

    Cool.
     
  14. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    How often did you have to deal with public boners, Ari? haha
     
  15. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    I guess the cool thing of getting old is you never have to really worry about having a boner right when you need to give a speech unless you had been making out right before hand
     
  16. lawnboy3

    lawnboy3 Member

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    dude i wana go to your school.
     
  17. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    still happens :O
     
  18. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    I'd feel like a loser if I didn't get random boners.
     
  19. lawnboy3

    lawnboy3 Member

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    I still have a fear of getting called up to the board or to do something requiring standing and having a chubby.
     
  20. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    thats when the belt trick works....just make sure its under your shirt too :D
     

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