boner hiding

so, your cuddling with a girl. BOOOING. boner pops up. think not sex thoughts, think not sexy thoughts. margret thatcher naked on a cold day...

i find this situation terribly awkward if your not yet at the stage where she has seen your penis (and possibly done many enjoyable things to it). what strategies do you guys use to keep a boner down? here are some i've used thru years of bonerage experience:

1. Wear pants - do NOT wear shorts. Jeans in particular are quite heavy and a boner can go undetected. kacki shorts can cause a problem!

2. Masturbation. Either right before, or even during. Excuse yourself to the bathroom, and beat one off. if your like me it will only take a minute.

3. Take a piss. not quite as effective as number 2, but its hard to maintain a boner once your pissing.

Add to my list! i hope to be cuddling tonight, and id like to not have any problems


cheers

 

Just dig it into her hip.


I don't really try to hide it. Sometimes I get turned on when I've got a girl in my arms, and I don't have a problem having a hard on and she shouldn't either. Just don't make a big deal about it.

 

I've feel like I've won something every single erection I get.

And I want to share my joy with the world.

 

lol.

 

You shouldn't have to feel awkward about it. Most girls probably think it's flattering and also kinda sexy. Well.. that's what I think anyway. But yeah, don't feel awkward about it, it's completely natural.

 

Girls like feeling boners. They know what they are doing. If they don't want a boner touching them they would't rub their beautiful bodies all over guys. Just don't stand up right away.

 

sweet

 

I'd be pissed off if some guy tried to hide his wood from me. Feeling a big bulge rubbing on your hip when you're cuddling is hot as fuck.

 

yea don't worry about hiding it unless the girls like 14 or something. by age 16 if she's not mature enough to understand natural body functions then she's not worth your time

 

I would be happy to know that the guy that held me got a boner..
Also, I would embrace the opportunity.

 

I remember a few years back when this guy hugged me and got hard. He pulled away to try and hide it from me. Haha, aww how cute.

 

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhohohohohohohooooooo, if you could see me now!

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I wouldn't try to hide it from her.

 

I'm not trying to hide it...

Well, that's rather embarassing...

 

my thoughts exactly, this entire thread is 'aww how cute'

 

i sometimes tuck it up under the top of my pants. if it gets 2 hard it hurts though.

 

that sucks....

 

the only time ive ever tried to hide it is when wearing loose pyjama pants and doing naughty things with a girlfreind in the living room at her parents house and then trying to walk to the bedroom without it being seen...

hehehe

 

I thought the idea was like, well an example is better

the "math class called up to the board to do a problem erection"

those suck

and that is what this thread should have been about IMHO

 

or like, youve fallen asleep on the bus, and you wake up and realise what you got, and that you have to get up coz your bus stop is the next one? haha