All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss. The Moral of the story? The asshole is usually in charge !! If you don't send this to at least 8 people.... no one will give a poop
What kind of engineer designed the body? It must have been a mechanical engineer. Look at the opposing curves on the joints and their levers. No, it was a hydraulic engineer. Who else could have designed the circulatory system? No, it was a computer engineer. Look at the nervous system. No, it must have been a civil engineer! Who else would run a waste disposal pipe through a recreational area?
Grandmothers were right.Never hold it in.Piss in a jar if you have to.I had a shit in the woods last night.For me it was the equiavalent of going to church
