Bluesafire should adopt me

ha ha no

 

well, that's alright then. i wouldn't want to think of you wasting time.

 

:cheers2:

 

I'm so lazy i opted to drink the warm beer I had on my desk versus getting up and getting one.

I even tried to bribe the kid into getting me one, but he's too busy watching futurama

 

Beeeeeer..

I wish I had a kid to bribe, I've only had 4 so far and the fridge is stocked.

 

I got lots of cold ones in the fridge, but its the whole way downstairs


just not gonna happen

 

i should just pour a pitcher and keep it on the table next to me.

 

when I get really desperate, I just keep pissing in the empty cans and re-drinking that.

I can go for hours like that

 

Okay, I'm now getting up for my 5th.

 

Dark Krusovice is the best beer this planet has ever been blessed with.

 

i haven't even had my first. i'm waiting for my girlfriend across the street to call.

 

Sheeeeeeeeeeeit, it's Friday.

Call her.

 

she's not home yet.

 

I don't know how many I've had

I don't count

enough to be feelin nice

 

I took a shower and sobered up so I'm now considering getting my sixth.

 

I was just gonna say, that she reminds me of a young Michelle Pfeiffer.

 

Does nobody else sees the similarity?

 

I'm not an active reader of Xarj's blog but maybe.

 

lol @ everybody on here.... yes i just laughed at you....

 

I got drunk off 2 beers when I went out last night.