Who's your favorite They are all great but mine is definently Ron White talking about a plane's engine failing "I was drinking since 5 A.M. so I didn't care. I was like, 'take it down. Hit something hard, I don't want to limp away from this. I have nothing to live for. The guy next to me must've cause he was freaking out." "How far do you think this engine will take us?" "To the scene of the crash. That's pretty handy cause that's where we're headed"
hehe "I don't want to be drunk in public, I want to be drunk in a BAR!" there is a new BCCT DVD out now that was filmed here in Denver, and my wife and I were there -- big redneck crowd, but those guys are friggin' FUNNY
it wouldnt be so bad if they werent all rednecks...... I just cant stand them cuz they are all around me
ron white's definitely my favorite. i've taken many a Ron White to lunch during my oilfield saled job. the great part is, bless their hearts, they'd call on my to sell them shit because i had big titties. that, and they had sons who were single. you GOTTA love the simplicity and ease of that network.
