I heard a new blonde joke recently that I thought was hilarious and I didn't see any recent threads for blonde jokes, so let's hear em! Here's mine (stolen from comedian, Jackie Martling): A blonde smashes her car into a wall. The cop comes up and asked "what happened??" The blonde says "I was driving down the road, there was a tree. I swerved to avoid it. There was another tree, I swerved to avoid it. There was another tree, I swerved to avoid it and I hit the wall!" The cop says "lady, there's no tree on this road for 10 miles, that was your f*ing air freshener!" Haha :c)
Nice, but it has to deal with their stupidity so when you spell blonde wrong it takes away from the joke.
I can't even find these funny anymore. I tricked a brunette into giving me a blowjob. My friend too. Blondes have nothing on that. Her: But wouldn't that be slutty? Me: No, it would be NICE Her: Well okay then...
