blasphemy

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by _zero_, Jan 19, 2010.

  1. _zero_

    _zero_ Newbie

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    Do you get into it? Do you think it might cause you to go to hell?
     
  2. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    how funny. just read something about bombs with bible codes on them and snickered. i did wonder.
     
  3. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    My mouth is super-filthy.
     
  4. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    it's the best part of you.

    so's mine.
     
  5. Moondoggy

    Moondoggy Member

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    I'm pretty sure I'm already there.:reddevil:
     
  6. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    Meh, the way I see it

    If all christians go to heaven, doesn't hell sound a little more tempting?
     
  7. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i dunno. there's a lot of highly entertaining, filthy minded souls.
     
  8. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    hahaha

    I like to roll marijuana in Bible paper. Does that count?

    Fuck it. Jesus takes it in the ass anyway:tongue:
     
  9. def zeppelin

    def zeppelin All connected

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    No such thing as hell
     
  10. boguskyle

    boguskyle kyleboguesque

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    thus proving hell is where the party's at!
     
  11. _zero_

    _zero_ Newbie

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    He also fucked his mother.
     
  12. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    The word "hell" is actually derived from the underworld of Norse mythology called "Hel".

    "Hel" is also the name of the goddess/guardian of the underworld.
     
  13. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    So I've heard, but I've also heard Mary never fucked anyone, but sucked hella dick.
     
  14. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    Joseph was such a pussy, didn't know how to satisfy his woman. She was gagging for it.
     
  15. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Of course. She wanted to get her brains fucked out and he couldn't perform. That's why she joined the brothel.
     
  16. _zero_

    _zero_ Newbie

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    And she had to make up a story about the pregnancy because she had no idea who the father was.

    Or, you can go with the Bible version of the story, which is that she was raped by the Holy Spirit. Mary and the Holy Spirit were not married or engaged, and the sex was not consensual, according to the book.
     
  17. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Right....which would mean both the Holy Spirit is a sinner. Fuckin hypocrite:tongue:
     
  18. tzy240

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    blashpemey, hell, irellevant conceps in the broader context of that thing...what's the word...uh reality. GOD IS DEAD. Move on, man. We got a cool as hell half black peace conciouss president now, Barack, who thinks that we shouldn't divide over religious lines. Believe what you will. I am not guilty of blasphemey, and I've been to Hell on doses and Pantera songs.
     
  19. tzy240

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    Hell yeah. This cat knows what's up!!
     
  20. aydinerro

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    I'm a blasphemous mothafucka.

    poured holy water on my burrito once...the church wasn't pleased.
     
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