Bizarre Punishments

Discussion in 'Busted!' started by thered, Jan 21, 2007.

  1. thered

    thered Member

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    What's the strangest punishment you've heard of or received as a result of getting busted?

    A guy I know got expelled from school for getting caught doing a deal in the bathroom. The best punishment his parents could come up with, and I've come to see that they chose well, was to ground him from cheese. They completely emptied their house of cheese and did their best to make sure he couldn't get any elsewhere. This created the side-effect punishment that he couldn't go to parties where there might be pizza or other cheesy foods.
    He was completely miserable and hated them for the duration. It was amazing.
     
  2. theshaman

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    How did they make sure he didn't get cheese elsewhere? That's a crazy inventive idea, bravo to his parents. I mean, yeah, sucks for him, but better that than some generic shit.
     
  3. thered

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    It worked out a lot like a normal grounding. You can see your friends at school, but at home your parents rule with an iron fist. I imagine most busted kids would laugh at that punishment, but this guy loved cheese at least as much as he loved weed, and he had the ridiculous girth to prove it.
     
  4. theshaman

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    Cheese is delicious. I'm not sure what I would do without it. If I ever turned vegan, cheese would ultimately be my downfall.
     
  5. CrazyWhiteguyX.X

    CrazyWhiteguyX.X Member

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    the greatest punishment it to take away all sourses of porn
     
  6. theshaman

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    You may take away my computer. You may take away my television. But I say this to you sir, you will never, NEVER take away my imagination!
     
  7. CrazyWhiteguyX.X

    CrazyWhiteguyX.X Member

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    .....shut the fuck up son we r taking that away too lol
     
  8. wonderboy

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    hmm.. what would be the ultimate punishment for me... probably not allowing me to wear clothes in the winter. that would suck. lol
     
  9. thered

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    Ya, haha.
    "Jimmy, to discourage you from smoking in your room we're going to remove the glass from your windows."
    "But, Mom, it's -5 degrees out!"
    "Don't worry, Jimmy. Losing some toes to frostbite will fuck up your life a lot less than REEFER!!!"
     
  10. Splosh

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    Thats just not right...a life without porn?
     
  11. out_in_the_sticks

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    so he pretty much couldn have any munchy food at all?
     
  12. thered

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    No, just not cheese and cheesy products.
     
  13. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    dude cheese is the best munchie food EVER!!!!! anything with fake orange cheesyness is delicious i would kill myself if i couldnt eat it
     
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