Bigfoot Sightings!

I was at a friends house on The Mescalero Apache Reservation in New Mexico with my mother & brother & my mom ask me to walk her to the outhouse at about 2:00 in the morning & as I'm standing there waiting & my eyes started ajusting I noticed a large mass about 12 to 15 feet away behind the outhouse so I started hollerin, barking & stomping my feet to try and scare it off & it didn't even flintch so just stood there waiting to see what it was going to do & it just as casual as can be turned & walked on two legs down the hill & when I told the home owner he told me they come and take his TP, the tarp on his wood pile, laundry off his clothesline & plastic trash bags for what I assume to be nesting material.

 

From what I gather, they're not at all like the Harry and the Hendersons type. They don't like us around much.

I've never seen one, but I do have a story. Will post in a few mins...

 

When I was a teen my dad took me camping in the woods (yes there are woods in Arizona).

In the middle of the night the camp fire was almost out. I was looking up at the stars.

I remember thinking about how bright the stars were, and that nothing but the tree tops
were visible, everything else was pitch black, aside from the dying camp fire.

Then I heard a huge SNAP! Like a tree being broken in half.

I woke up my drunk ass dad and said there was something big out there, and I was scared off my ass.

He turned on a lame lantern and we walked the road for a bit. All I could see were the bushes right next to us on the road.

Nowadays a simple smart phone would have gave off more light.

We saw nothing. But I knew then, as I do now, no creature in this country could have broken a piece of wood that size (judging by the sound).

 

cool
maybe they just take the tp to be jerks..

 

Bigfoot doesn't live in New Mexico....

 

^Or they use it for currency.

Hmm.

 

What? Bigfoot has been sighted in all 50 states, hwy 244 is nicknamed Bigfoot Highway by the locals.

 

So have UFOs

 

Correct, but how is that relivent?

 

I'm not saying that Bigfoot isn't "something" we haven't been able to classify and establish proof of it's existence; but it's not wide spread enough to say it lives in all 50 states. If it did we would know what it is and have massive amounts of proof that it exists.


What we have are massive amounts of "sightings" with no real proof... much like UFOs.



If it's real and if it is semi-human as many people say it would be smart enough to live as far away from human populations as possible... It certainly wouldn't be stealing toilet paper. (or tarps and laundry)

 

The high desert forests of new mexico are very sparsely populated with very large expanses of uninhabited wilderness & cave systems that go for hundreds of miles, there are plenty of places to hide

 

A collection of Very biG foot-print castings is held by Washington State University . Periodically this is
brought out for display in their museum .

What can Bigfoot teach us ? Be peaceful and only comediklee ornery , like , heave boulders at passing
canoes just for the splash of it .

Personally I am readying myself for the Most Sublime Council of Two-Leg Eds . I know what to do .

 

Yes I know of those castings... They were made quite awhile ago, same time as the old video was made I believe. It's still not definitive proof... and I'm not a bigfoot denier. Just saying there isn't any undeniable proof of existence yet. At one point some fur was found, many years later it was DNA tested and it was found to be from a bear.


I will say they really wouldn't need toilet paper though... They wouldn't know what that is all about.

 

There not wiping there asses with it, they build nests so the clothing & TP is nothing more that something for them to lay on the tarps & plastic are for roofing I'm assuming there certainly smart enough to know about building a basic shelter.

 

You're pushing it... They would not build shelters with tarps.

 

birds use plastic and crap to build nest.

but this sounds like some homeless person ..

 

I would have thought some genius would be out in the woods, or even a group out in every single wood that sighting are reported and they'd scale that whole wood with a thermal cam looking for evidence of anything.

In my mind it doesn't seem too difficult, the technology in thermal imigary these days is amazing and many documentaries out on safari use thermal cam to view animals at night and it's fantastic.

Yet the blokes out in the documentaries rely on flashlights and trying to make growling noises, you know, cause that don't scare animals away or anything.

 

Big foot hotwired my car. Fortunately he got pulled over for drunk driving and I got my car back.

Wouldn't you know he had a load of TP, tarps, and clothes in the trunk.

 

bigfoot vacations a lot, but he actually lives in peoria.

 

In most cases people think they've seen bigfoot, but after more careful analysis, it turns out to be chewbacka