Big poo little kid

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by chemigals, Feb 12, 2009.

  1. chemigals

    chemigals They call me Chemi

    I have a wicked job as a cleaner....yeah sarcastic I know!
    I have to clean at a schoolannd the toilets I clean are for 5/6 yr olds today I cleaned them and in one I found a poo the size of a small baby I swear!
    It was so bad I flushed it 6 times and it would not surrender I actually had to get a stick and jab it down..........WRETCH.............I had to lean on the side of the door while I gagged!
    If I did a poo this big I would be proud unfortunatly I really dont think Im capable.
    Did a kid really do it? Or is it some kind of alien being?
    I just dont get it???
     
  2. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

    Aww that's horrid, like a fight with a shit demon.
     
  3. †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg

    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg Eminent Herbalist

  4. raz5

    raz5 زینب

    hahaha poor kid !!!!!
    maybe it was one of the teachers, if not look for a kid with a bleeding butt
     
  5. chemigals

    chemigals They call me Chemi

    ha yeah poor kid! they must need medical attension.

    Also no toilet paper used either, thats proper bad!
     
  6. raz5

    raz5 زینب

    oh no! maybe it was a bear, they don't like toilet paper too much unless it's really soft ya know.
     
  7. chemigals

    chemigals They call me Chemi

    Yeah like Charmin! haha
    we have charmin here with the bear advert, is it amercian?
     
  8. raz5

    raz5 زینب

    i think so, whenever i go to germany i make sure i bring my amerikans toilet paper hahah
    in the school you guys have it??? here we have paper toilet paper in schools
     
  9. KevinH

    KevinH Just Floating Here

    Careful-someone's bound to post

    ' pics or gtfo '
     
  10. chemigals

    chemigals They call me Chemi

    yeah when I was a kid I remember using paper like cardboard! parchment paper or something like that!

    Ok on the pic thing... Its half 6 in the morning WTF am I going to think........"ill photo that?"
    I was more concerned with not throwing up my marmite on toast!:p
     
  11. raz5

    raz5 زینب

    when i was younger we had this guy living in a house on our property, a friend of the family and when he passed i put all my band equiptment over there (drums, bass, guitar, amps) and my sister and i would have bands sleep over when they had no where to stay on tour. the plumbing wasn't on so they'd have to come to our house and use the bathroom

    there was no point in going in that bathroom, but we didn't tell this one band and they were checking the place out and they told us there was a huge piece of poo in the toilet and he couldn't flush it.

    old guy that passed left a poo in the toilet and never got rid of it!
     
  12. chemigals

    chemigals They call me Chemi

    HAHA vintage poo!
     
  13. DroneLore

    DroneLore h8rs gon h8, I stay based

    dude im fuckin trying to eat

    god
     
  14. raz5

    raz5 زینب

    you're tryin to eat and you open a threat about poo! hahah
     
  15. DroneLore

    DroneLore h8rs gon h8, I stay based

    got me there :(

    you should clean dorm toilets man, once you get a big shit that the toilet can't flush people just keep piling it on
     
  16. twang

    twang on the run

    sounds like the birds nest people keep piling on in the guys locker room. instead of making a new one there's like 100 strips of TP on each side of the seat from new bird nests.
     
  17. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

    another janitor
     
  18. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    someone is on the Colon Cleans.......
     
  19. thisisme5

    thisisme5 Herbal enthusiast

    Hey its better than cleaning it off the walls right
     

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