Ohhh... that was my suffering every time I traveled abroad. In Argentina, the use of bidets is total and absolute. So I am completely used to them. In Spain and Italy they also have them, but they spray the water downwards . Totally useless to me. Ours spray the water forcefully upwards, like to properly clean... the parts, let's say, right?
I love ours as that warm water stimulates my anus which almost always gives me a hard-on. It's very refreshing to use.