Best Trippin Quotes

I dont know if this threads been made already, stop me if it has.

Just post some of your favorite, funniest, or profound quotes from you or your friends while you were tripping.

heres a couple...

B: "Dude you look like jesus"- Psilocybin Mushrooms, refering to myself

V: "Man, I didn't want to be a boat"-Salvia Divinorum, after his trip.

 

"which way is normal?" my friends salvia quote

"i could dive right into your shirt right now" my salvia quote

 

Dude I Smelled All The Smell Away

 

"I'm glued to the floor." My cousin during salvia trip.

 

space is a shoelace
literally

(salvia)

 

me: i feel like a cartoon...
my ex: i am a cartoon! (mushrooms)

 

Wolftrot: Here Comes Another Wave. (mushrooms)
Me: Does Anybody Realize The Dogs Eating A Burning Coal? (mushrooms)
Jim To Some Kid: If You Dont Shut Up I'll Reach Back There And Stab You. (drving On Acid)

 

"Holy crap! We're late for school man!"

...at about 3:00 AM.

 

another

me: "I'll be right back, my car's probably hungry" Psilocybin Mushrooms, I soon realized how absurd this was.

me: "I can't make it through" Psilocybin Mushrooms, trying to walk through a window.

 

"We really should eat the t.v." - Me during diphenhidramine trip(not sure if diphenhidramine is relavent here, but my friends thought it was pretty funny.)

 

"Man let's go to the jungle gym and get some Skor bars while we watch the pokemon." -- Shrooms.

 

"Is this dying"?

-a question from your Id to your ego

 

OMG what the hell is this horrible device thats attached itself to my foot-lsd
turns out i steped on a piece of tape

 

haha dude i dont have one, but i was reading these and they are funny as shit haha what is this horrible device that is attatched itself to my foot haha that one was funny

 

"Ahhh! I'm covered in nintendo!" - lsd

 

"The world in general is funny" (shrooms and 2C-B)

 

shit! i forgot how long time was (after being awake for a long time on all sorts)

i like ur nintendo quote thats gold, i also have one like that

¨this music sounds like a nintendo thats had water spilt in it¨ (after having a nitrus bulb)

 

my buddy A-im gonna stick to pot and drugs from now on(comin down from acid)

buddy J on 1st mushroom trip-hey guys,lets all just be walls

me on shrooms-your melting into the floor again you sneaky bastard(referring to this kid i was watchin melt into the floor)

ive got more but ill have to find the notebook

 

^^^haha I love those trips where everything seems so mischeivious and sneaky

 

this thread is killing me....

let's see:
"uh, when did the radio start breathing?" - me on shrooms

"oh, fuck guys, did you hear that? i think i just heard god!" -me
"no man, that was just chris asking you to move your feet so he could get by." - my friend
"oh." - me on shrooms again

"fuckk... i can't close the till tonight, we're way out." - me
"well, for starters, 16 plus 7 isn't 167." - my coworker
"oh." - me really stoned at work.

"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....." - me
"what is she laughing at?" - my friends' friend.
"oh, that fucking tree!" - me on lsd