The funniest thing happened the other day. Me and boner were getting ready to have sex.. I was on top of him, slipped it in. First thing out of his mouth was, "Did you just put that in your ass?" I tried to not laugh. I really did. But the way he said it, the expression on his face, one of utter confusion and mingled pleasure... comic gold. "Ahahahah... whaat? No.. why?" "Jesus Christ.. you're so fucking tight.." That was some good times. Funny, especially considering that we've been humping for god knows how long.
OMG! I totally had the same thing happen once. I was having sex with an old boyfriend of mine and I got on top and we started fucking. Right afterwards, he asked me if that was the first time I'd had anal. I was like, "What?" Turns out, the whole time he thought he was butt-fuckin' me! I found it funny, until I found out he told all of our friends that he did, even after he knew we didn't.
haha! i love things like that so much. im trying to think of funny things thatv been said during sex.. like the time my mom was in the next room.. he was pleasuring me and suddenly what he put in was aaaa lot bigger than i thought itd be and i had to scream something but it couldnt be 'aawh' or 'oouw' u know my mom so instead i yelled "OH?!" with the most suprised and dumbfounded look. he laughed at me so hard.. (ok it was one of those 'u had to be there' moments)
