Best Pick Up Line

What is the best pick up line you have used or someone has used on you?

 

never had a good pick up line said to me, all were very lame and very cheesy...

 

but my fave is:


"I thought I should tell you, your legs are making quite an ass of themselves."

 

"Beautiful dress, it'd look great pooled at the foot of my bed...."

 

I've actually done this a couple of times...walked up to a guy from behind and whispered in his ear "I'll do things to you that they don't even have names for" and walk away...they ALWAYS come running back!

 

You're cute, you could say anything you wanted and they'd come runnin'.

 

Awww, Bacchus, I'm blushing now! *laughs*

 

Are my lines funny or cheezy?

 

I like cheesy pick up lines...I think they are funny and will typically strike up a conversation with any guy who uses even the lamest ones.

If anything, a boss girl will laugh and that's the chick you want anyway.

 

OH!


I'm happily taken. I just like to know I can still "play the game".

 

"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

 

one of my favs...but i've always been a fan of the extra cheese. i don't prepackage my cheesy pickup lines though, i specificaly cater them to the type of girl im hitting on.

 

"Are you wearing socks? Good, we have something in common, we should hookup!"

"Im no fred flintstone, but i can sure make your bedrock."

"Do you want a hotdog with that taco"

 

I'd be willing to bet they'd walk over hot coals if they had to.

 

I don't use pick-up lines because I don't try to pick up girls....which might explain why I'm single.

 

Maybe it's better that way...I'll try my line on you sometime and see if you come running *laughs*

 

This one works for me:

(in my kick ass accent) : "Can I buy you a drink?", does magic I tell you!

 

I just got out of the joint. You want to buy me a drink?

 

"HO HO HO come jump into santas lap" well thats what santa told me.

peace
chickens

 

all pick up lines suck, but ive always wanted to use

"Are those spacepants, cuz that ass is out of this world".