Best or Worst pickup lines

Or just plain silly!

Here's a few off the top of my head.

Bond. James Bond.

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

Stand still so I can pick you up!

Wow.

[Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?


Ouch! My tooth hurts! (Why?) Because you are soooo sweet!

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

I'm good at math. U+I=69

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way

My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?

Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (i.e., ...bunny jump in river, bunny goes *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."

 

hey baby, you wanna be my next ex-wife?

 

"how about we all go in the back and have great sex?"

 

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

 

That sweater is very becoming on you, if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

 

"Hey baby....wanna do some math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply"

 

Hey babe, my names 'jimmy' but you can call me tonight..(hands piece of paper with phone number on it)

 

You're drunk and horny, I'm drunk and horny, want to go have a meaningless fuck?

 

if your gonna regret this in the morning, then we can sleep til the afternoon
haha

 

haha if you was a tree and i was a squirrel id store my nuts in your hole

 

Heres my joke line.

"Hey girl, you like vaaan rides?

I use it whenever someone's annoying me at the bar.