bend the truth

make up a lie,or bend the truth..ex i was cleaning my gun and it went off 8 times

 

i almost died the first time i went hang gliding.

 

I was cleaning my dick and it went off 8 times

 

I was driving down the road the other day and got 5 flat tires at the same time

 

Ace Freleys roadie used to actually play for him backstage all the time, he only ever air guitared, but with an actual guitar

 

i was not irate while screaming in the car earlier. i never fly off the handle, ever.

 

i had to leave early cuz my turtle had a fever

 

THAT???

That LAST ice-cold brew-ski, sitting there sweating, just like me?

Nah, you can have it ~

i'll just grab some juice.

 

i love everyone in RT, i think they're all really great honest and beautiful people, i wish i could be more like them.

 

Errr,

ummm,

THOSE plants?

They're just Texas Star Hibiscus...

(aka Texas Star "High-Bisquits," 'cuz the plants look JUST LIKE herb!!!)

 

well i was sharpening my knife when he tripped into me...5 times

 

i dont know how i got pregnant... i just tripped and fell.... onto his dick

 

I've fucked every person in RT. Men, women, unknowns, whoever posts after me in any given thread I hit twice.

 

im so sorry i missed the appointment,had to arrange my socks

 

I be there at 1:65PM

 

Some Mormons made me do it

 

i was trying to lift that sheep over the fence....honest

 

I got laid today

 

i was biking home today, when godzilla destroyed my route, so i had to detour.

 

I'm still a virgin....