Being a virginal slut

Isn't as easy as I make it look.

 

Yeah, how DO you pull that off?

 

But its why we all love ya!!

 

It's a talent.

 

you smell like poop

deal with it

 

must take alot of practice huh? thats what most of my friends say when i ask them how they do it.

 

Shitstains on my nose.

 

i feel your pain.

 

The straining aches within.

I feel yours too.

 

Dude, I can pull it off. I've never had sex, but do you know how many people I kissed last night, and how many times?

Yeah, neither do I. And that's what puts it over the edge. Oh, and most of them were girls.

 

i like gerald the mouse who is house-less

 

I've got a mouse, and he hasn't got a house, I don't know why I call him Gerald.