Sorry I read this joke on someone's fridge the other day and just couldn't help laughing my ass off. I hope you'll find it funny too. One day my girlfriend told me to stop buying beer because it was a waste of money. The next day I saw her buying 60$ worth of makeup I asked her why it was it that she was allowed to waste money on makeup, and why I was not allowed to waste my money on beer. She said it was because the makeup would make her look pretty. I told her that's what the beer was for. I don't think she's coming back....
Heh. I almost guessed how that joke was going to end. I didnt really laugh or anything though..sorry.