Becoming a meat eater.

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I would suggest eating a goat.

 

ostrich meat is lean aad tasty.

 

Start with something light.

 

an anorexic goat?

 

eat your friends

 

like fish

 

How about a great white shark?
That is not very light.

 

oh.. i lie

i'm a pecatarian... i've always eaten fish fingers.. n the odd bit of cod..

 

After a long time of not eating it, heavy red meat can be hard on the digestive system. Work your way in with chicken; then hit the buffalo and moose.

 

You've obviously never been to Wales.

 

Or've eaten whales.

 

Get a bowie knife. Strip naked and find a deer. Prey on their fear to feel the kill.

Dive into the deer and bathe in it's blood, thanking it for giving it's life to you.

 

I'd eat the supreme being, but he's probably all tough and stringy.

 

BBQ chicken...mmmm

Or a hamburger with all the fixings...

 

Bison Burger!

 

Nope. It forms the core of my diet though... Buffalo because it's hormone free and tastes better than beef, moose because we go hunting yearly.