Becoming a Guru

I want to become a great, all seeing guru, one who can give the helpless help in dark times. My psychic powers have become very powerful to the point where I can develop situations and solve them in mere seconds. Does anyone have any advice to assist me?

 

Forge yourself a staff with a crystal on top of it and also purchase a pony, as this pony will be your aid in difficult times. No, I have no further advice. But I don't think a pony's a bad idea.

 

Volunteer in a soup kitchen.

 

But you need help with this?

 

I think that is more mental power than psychic power.

 

My thought exactly.

 

hehehe

 

i think mental power can easily be seen as an extension of psychic power. or vice versa.


i dont really have any advice though, as far as gurus go. but then again, i can't say that i've been consciously in the presence of one.

 

you're on your own

 

A true guru would never need to ask such a thing..

 

You start problems and then fix them?

That just makes you a jerk.

 

quit your job and plant some trees.

 

take the time to listen to everyone you encounter - they all have a story to tell, and wisdoms to be gained from it

the guru does not talk, does not proselytize .....the guru neither creates situations nor solves them - the guru inspires others to find their own solutions and create their own realities

step outside your door, smile at everyone you meet, ask them how they are and truly listen to their answer....and you are on your way