Hands up if you want a beard? If you have one...please post a pic as I don't believe that anyone has a beard as nice as mine:H
You asked for it First up, a front view of the beard. This is how most people see it when talking to me. Next up, a variation of view...the side of the beard. This side is the right hand side, and as you'll notice it's not completely even. I'm currently trimming the fast growing parts so that the slower growth has chance to catch up, providing evenness all across the board. And finally, my favourite - the famous "Intellectual Beard Pose". How many intelligent bearded people have adopted this pose while considering some puzzle or conundrum? Why, even puzzling over that makes me adopt this pose. Join us next week for a Beardener's World one hour special - "How Not To Dye Your Beard Purple". If you were at Glastonbury and hung around with me, you'll get that
I hope that you are saving the beard trimmings in an envolope for me Here is a famous beard/boob pose from the bearded and boobed crew
I was wondering when that pic would show up And don't worry, beard trimmings will be on their way to you for your own beardy purpouses ASAP
By the way...I look absolutely fucked over in that boobs picture. What had you spiked my drink with?!!
I;ve not done the photoshop thing yet though. I was going to wait untill I had finished it...but no worries. I look pretty fucked as well...must have been the cheep vodka?!
Are you wearing any clothes in that pic? I'd also say that you don't have a beard...but after the first question, I truly fear the results that may have
A moustache is good also, if you can twiddle the ends of it while pondering. Yes, that is a good alternative...*strokes beard and twiddles his end*
proof please And yes, it most certainly does. This is possibly the best beard pose I have ever seen and photographed...
i'll have to get back to you on that... don't have the technology needed... maybe tomorrow... no need, just found the proof!
Johnny's beard kicks arse like, definitely. My face is furry most of the time, I just can't be bothered trimming and shaving or making myself look pretty at all really! It's slow growing on the cheeks though, few more years before it'll be a proper beard yet me thinks.
I got a lil stash, also, do neards count? An my mutton-chops go down to the sides of my jaw, does that count as a beard?
I usually have some sort of facial hair thing going on, in fact I always plan to leave it and let it grow for a few months. But sometimes, I just get this urge to shave it off. But shaving it always ends in the same result - half an hour in the bathroom, and I come out with a bald chin that makes me look weird. I think "Damn, I preferred having a beard..." and then spend the next few months letting it grow again. Then I get the shaving urge again, and the cycle just keeps going. Does anyone else do this, or am I stupidly insane/insanely stupid?
