How dare you get 2 by the first inning. I will not see my beloved Braves tortured in their own stadium, after last week's defeat of the Phillies. Chipper Jones will drink the blood of the Mets.
I have tons of baseball cards from when I was a kid and liked to waste money. () But really, baseball cards are a decent investment, especially for kids. I have some worth a good deal of cash now.
Baseball is pretty much the only American sport I can really tolerate. I wish I saved my cards from when I was little, but at some point I just couldn't escape how tacky sports-culture can be... And I actually prefer to watch it than play it, though I hate football (american), yet I've always played that well. I'm really not big into sports unless it's the Winter olympics, baseball, or something... I wish our continent could get into Rugby and such instead of trying to be all arrogant and mysterious about our sport-preferences. I only watch baseball if the braves are playing... ATL Mofuckas.
Honestly, when hibs won the league cup, it was the best day of my life. Rugby is a decent sport, i just wish i'd been given the chace to get into it cuz im totally built for it
Baseball isn't a real sport, neither is American Football... Now soccer, basketball, and tennis... those are some sports!
Hockey is for Canadians. ...and we all know that Canada doesn't actually exist... So hockey is just a figment of your imagination.
Baseball is not a sport for two reasons: It's too slow and fat people can play it. Sports are not made for fat people.
Let's all go golfing, then. The only hands-on kinda sport where you have to ride a vehicle in between holes/turns/tee-offs, whatever... I mean, I already smoke cigars... I can only do one or the other, without looking like some kind of corporate prick.
11-1, 8th inning, 3-1, 2 out... Eff this. Ive got to just turn it off. They just did all of this in about three mjinutes. Eat my shits, New York!!11