Pizza, ice cream, and pretzels are great! Except, goddammit, they make you gain WEIGHT! So I’ve taken up walking to lose these new pounds: Doing it barefoot to enjoy the cool ground! Ten miles a week, outside or gym! Golly gee willikers, I’ve gotta get slim! Barefoot outside, minimal sneaks in the gym. How many pounds can I shed by Purim??? My Fitbit shows what I accomplish each day. I have to lose WHAT? Oh, brother. Oy vay! But I love going barefoot So I’ll put it to use Anybody—please—got some Gator Ade juice???
