Band Names?

Discussion in 'Music' started by seamonster66, Jan 13, 2005.

  1. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    Our band is thinking of changing it's name due to a new member and new material.......

    any suggestions *awaits insult* ;)
  2. blindhobosam

    blindhobosam The Legend

    well i was going to call my band "barrel stevenson and the mopheads" but no one else wanted to...but you cant have it! (but i doubt you want it anyway)

    what kind of music do you play?
  3. "Beardy Bob and the Fluffy Flipperskippers" for any occasion
    "Pestilential Onslaught" for black / death / thrash metal
    "¡Los Locos Mexicanos Jejejejeje!" for any occasion
    "The Beatles" for any occasion
    "The Picknick Baskets" for any occasion
    "Holycaust" for black metal
    "Pwnage" for extra crappy nu metal
    "Humongous P.Rick and the Canned Weeners" for any occasion
    "Bill Gates and the Microsoft Crew" for any occasion
    or just "Microsoft" for any occasion
    or "Or Just Microsoft" for any occasion
    "Heed Ye" for any occasion
    "Razyr Suicyde" for gothic or black metal

    Some cd / album title suggestions:
    "Kick the Pope and you'll get your CD refunded"
    "We're better than you, live with it"
    "With Elvis on vocals"
    "Bush Schmush, gimme a push"
    "Shoot the NRA"
  4. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    hmm the pick nick baskets...

    On my space I catagorized us as Rock/Garage/Experimental....
    I've been told we should now go for "oom pa pa" music with some ooompf. *rolls eyes*
  5. Ann-Akim

    Ann-Akim Member

    i saw the name of our band in my dream "MARMARD"
  6. Jaz Delorean

    Jaz Delorean Senior Member

  7. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

    Here are some really stupid names I made up for you, Gary. You might find something in here:

    "The Sine Curve" (For math-loving band geeks, indeed)
    "Tartuffe's Victorious Showdown" (For fans of satirical writng in history... or something)
    "The Mudcat's Rejoinder" (I have no idea.)
    "Particle Acceleration" (For science book humping guitar players.)
    "The Linear Footway" (Again, I have no idea.)
    "The Convolution"
    "The Extinction Brigade" (Yeah... I...)
    "The Divine" (Maybe that has already been used.)
    "The Commonwealth" (For bands with a political stance.)
    "Carson City Chowder" (WTF?)
    "Of Cataracts and Lymph Nodes"
    "Butt Shaft" (Dude, don't ask me.)
    "The Burglarious Josephine" (It has a ring to it, I suppose.)
    "Broomrape" (It's not as bad as it sounds.)
    "The Bookman and His Horn" (These are getting really bad, no?)
    "The Gastroscope's Remembrance"
    "The Mermaid's Jorum"
    "Lambeth Ascending" (What?)
    "Cricket of Manchuria" (Ok, I'm going to stop with the comments.)
    "The Primrose Path" (Yeah...)
    "The Lunar Pitchfork"
    "Euler's Cusp"
    "The Drawing Board"
    "Life in the Pleiades"
    "The Jet Stream"
    "Drawn from Life"
    "Conventional Wisdom"
    "The Great Convergence"
    "To Maim a Rockefeller"
    "The Realization"
    "The Sandpiper's Mastication"
    "A Ode to Oujda"
    "The Opium Farmers"
    "Pan-fried Goodness"
    "Today's Pending Skirmish"
    "The Pilgrimage"
    "Mass Production"
    "The Playgoers"
    "The Morning After"
    "Just Another Limerick"
    "The Rosarians"
    "The Oogenesis" (Hahaha...)
    "Paper Nautilus"
    "The Rebate Brothers"
    "Potential Energy"
    "Jack's Gonorrhea"
    "Packaged Redemption"
    "On the Pacific"
    "Murder at Purim"
    Ralph's Handy Musket"
    "Not Another Yeast Infection"
    "A Fox Trot to Jalapa"
    "Kama Sutra National Park"
    "Hesitation Destination"
    "Back to Rehab"
    Hello, Jim Crow"
    "Kid in a Kilt"
    "Revolution in Violet"

    Ok, that's enough for now. [​IMG]

    You know, reading through that list, I have realized that my mind is kind of fucked up. Really...
  8. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

    Hahahaha, I actually spent about an hour and half coming up with those names. Wow. [​IMG]
  9. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

    lmfao.... a lot of those could be used as cd titles too...

    haha... i spelt could as "cood" the first time.. :D
  10. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

    Yeah, or song titles. Haha, making up names is good fun. [​IMG]
  11. CUtheRE

    CUtheRE Member

    i like the name "the downs." as in down syndrome... we were going to use it for our band but we thought "the" bands are played.
  12. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    I was wondering if "the" names were played out yet or not.

    Lucifer, I'm honored, its going to take e 4 hours to really work my way through all of them, to let them sink in.

    We've got a show the 10th...need to decide
  13. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

    Heh, I hope you pick one of my names. [​IMG] Not that you have to, but, you know...
  14. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    Just copied the list, now I'm going to paste then forward them to the rest of the guys....I can say that now that we finally kicked the only girl out :p
  15. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

    Heh, awesome. [​IMG] Haha, they'll probably read the list and say, "Dude, these names suck. What the hell were you thinking?"

  16. blindhobosam

    blindhobosam The Legend

    vernon's shiny cheeses

  17. rockymtnhigh

    rockymtnhigh Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

  18. "Cheese"
    "The No Reallies"
    "The Members"
    "The Harry Potters"
    "Fortunately Not Slipknot"
    (also works with Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park and similar lowlife)
    "Drugs are Fun"
    "Unholy Frostfury of the Grim and Frostbitten Frostforests of Arkansas"
    "The Tadpole / Frogspawn Resistance Front"
    "The Murder Hobbyists"
    "Your Mom"
    "According to the Prophecy"
    "The Gandhisciples"
    "The Helluvas"
    "The Anal Ruptures"
    "The Getalifes"

    Song / album titles:
    "Yor prezzedent speekign"
    "United Reich of America"
    "Kilroy was here"
    "Slipknot blows"
    "Door-to-door conversion"
  19. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

    Ahahah, I like this one.
  20. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

    Ok, I'm going to try and think of more.

    "Forks, Porks, and Sporks"
    "Potation Segregation Association"
    "The Rull-of-the-Mills"
    "Mary Roberts and the Reflective Five"
    "The Terminally Obese"
    "Songs for Obituaries"

    Ok, I'm out of ideas. Damn. [​IMG]

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