Band Names

So...if you were in a band, what kind of band would it be and what would your cool band be called?

Snotlip would be a good punk band name.
Dormant Pinkeye would be another good one...for what type of band I don't know.

Jeez, I rarely start threads. Now I know why.

 

The Spastic Colon... probably some sort of classic rock cover band. Of course, I have no musical talent so it would probably be a spectacular failure.


I don't start many threads either... I just join in an existing discussion whether I'm welcome or not.

 

Heh...I'm pretty good for that, too.

Spastic Colon has a nice ring...

 

The Circle Jerks would be a good name as well.

 

I would call my band:

"The Beatles".

It's a play on words, get it?

 

"Rocket Launchers"

 

spastic colon was the first screen name I ever had....sigh.......

 

Your Turn in The Barrell

 

cesspool gazebo

 

Circle jerks has already been taken. Dunno if they're just a local Cleveland band or what, but they're probably bad.

My band is going to be Testicular Distortion. If The Locust and Primus had sex with the Chili Peppers watching and cranking one out... That's what my band's going to sound like.

 

The Dinosaur Explosions
It has Dinosaurs and Explosions, and for the "smart" people, it begs the question: Is it a group of exploding dinosaurs, or explosions of dinosaurs?

My pseudo-band used to be called "The Yum Yum Farm". We were a pseudo-band in that we pretended we were a band, created a myspace, etc, and made lots of public announcements about "how great!" some show we did in New York was, and so on. We had friends log in and pretend to be raving fans, etc.
Sure enough, within a week we had hordes of local scene-whore trendster dipshits we didn't know showing up saying "OH YEAH I WAS AT THAT SHOW IN NEW YORK IT ROCKED! YOU THREW YOUR WATER BOTTLE AT ME!"

...good times.

 

I'd name it "Cryptic Mosaic" ...though I dunno for what reason.

 

stone ponies. and our first alblum would be called archtilithose.
i think someone else may have already used the name stone ponies though.
or the stone pony. or something like that.
they didn't release an alblum named archtilithose though!

dispite the name archti i.e. archtypical, lithose i.e. rock, it would be more like
discotronica with a 300 piece therimin orchestra!

and one glockinspiel for a rythum section.

=^^=
.../\...

 

the shocker.
cause there's already a hand-sign for it (like metallica and weezer)...

 

Flesh Flowers

Pink Edged Daisy

 

homocidal muffins - gospel music

 

Randy Skank and The Sporking Fucks.

Electric Bach and trance with an urban flava.

 

The adhesive Pancakes - We'd be a tribute band to The collected chants of Monks who also took a vow of silence or "TCCOMWATAVOS"

or

Chainsaw Enema - A Tribute band to the Tribute band of the bluegrass tribute band of Gwar

 

Sounds familiar....

Anyways, mine would definitely be a rock and roll band, and ah..idk about the name, i'll have to think about that one...

 

Plaster Cast