Ban the poster before you

banned for telling people you are doing Napoleon Dynamite impression when you are actually just being yourself

 

banned for usin skoal.....;-)

 

banned for fishing naked at the town wishing well

 

banned for refilling the whisky bottles with beer and thinking I wouldnt notice

 

banned for stealing my whisky bottles and beer

 

banned for always looking dazed and confused...

 

banned for weedwhackin in the nude!.....OUCH!.....

 

banned for flashing the old ladies in the walmart parkin' lot...

 

banned for laughing at my flash

 

banned for falling off the pole when you pole danced for me...

 

banned for being a countrygirl

 

banned for not putting her hand up before talking in class

 

banned for puttin' your gum in the pencil sharpener...

 

for letting her b/f donkey punch her

 

banned for stealing my mojo

 

banned for eating pickles dipped in cheeze whiz :ack2:

 

banned for licking the maple syrup bottle before you put the lid back on...

 

banned for walking backwards into town just to get attention....

 

banned for locking me in the closet when his wife came home early...

 

banned for being to sexy for her shirt, too sexy for her shirt, so sexy that it hurts