Ban the poster before you

banned for not going into hibernation for more than 15 years.

 

banned for being jolly unkind

 

banned for eating the last piece of pizza!

 

banned for thinking pineapple is a good pizza topping!

 

banned for throwing the pineapple bits off the pizza to the dog

 

banned for thinking Discworld isn't a real place

 

banned for staring at my bulge

 

Hahahahahahaha

Banned for buying 600$ worth of that stuff that's supposed to make your cum taste like pineapples.

 

banned for smelling your fingers after you wiped you butt

 

Banned for licking Shivaya's fingers after he wiped his butt.

 

Banned for being that guy who argues with someone over their cellphone while riding public transit.

 

banned for not getting out of the bath to pee.

 

banned serving a dinner cold on purpose

 

banned for saying "Pull my finger" to the pope

 

banned for not sharing your life savings.

 

banned for being in need of $2.35c

 

banned for stealing my piggy bank

 

banned for wanking over his Cartman poster

 

Banned for pretending to be Dr.Seuss while having children sit on his lap at the mall.

 

banned for taking $8.95 service charges out of my account after you promised not to!
ps-who says Discworld isn't real?