*Ban The Last Poster*

Banned for speaking fluent Portuguese

 

banned for talking bad about portuguese

 

Banned for walking through the food court and intionally spilling soccer/hockey mom's fountain drinks.

 

banned for eating chicken while at the hospital

 

Banned for stealing bed pans from the old folks home.

 

banned for not carrying enough barbacue sauce

 

banned for stopping a every yard sale

 

banned for not writing me a blank check

 

banned for driving a hummer to get to the foodbank

 

banned for letting his dog drink out of the toilet & then letting him lick him in the mouth

 

banned for collecting half used cigarettes from the walmart entrance

 

banned for doing nothing today but looking at internet porn

 

banned for pretending to be a Walmart employee and greeting all the old men with wet tongue kisses

 

banned for returning to walmarts every 30 minutes for big wet kisses

 

banned for owning a copy of every John Travolta movie ever made

 

banned for letting the air out of his blow up girlfriend

 

banned for borrowing your neighbors husband once a week

 

banned for answering the door in the nude

 

banned for laughing when the space shuttle blew up

 

Banned for bottling scummy pondwater and placing the bottles in Lebatt's Twelve pack containers.