Ban christmas

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by lithium, Dec 8, 2012.

  1. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    So we all know by now that Christianity has hijacked christmas, attempting to turn this secular celebration into a religious festival. Now that most of us are atheists, and the rest of us are getting there, surely it's time to pass legislation finally once and for all banning nativity, Christ's image and any religious content from the winter holiday season.

    I applaud the Birmingham local council that banned use of the word Christmas, renaming the midwinter festival as 'Winterval'. I applaud the courthouse in Newcastle that replaced its Christmas tree with a 'Winter tree'. I applaud the Norwich company that refused to sell Christmas ornaments with the word 'Christ' or 'Christmas', stocking only secular items such as sledges, silver balls, baps and hammers.

    This is undoubtedly the way of the future, so let's make a stand, once and for all, finally, against Christmas. Ban it, Cameron.

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    The Welsh secretary Gavin Cameron seeks to ban Christmas
     
  2. It's all bollocks! When the fuck are my winterval gifts arriving? :D
     
  3. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Why not just go all the way and call it Tescoval
     
  4. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    So much for religious tolerance...
     
  5. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    I agree Joshua Tree, Cameron should go the whole way and ban religious tolerance as well, it has caused nothing but harm, good point you've made there comrade!
     
  6. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    Good suggestion, brother! Or Asdaval perhaps in the name of secular tolerance and in sympathy for the lower classes
     
  7. mystic eye

    mystic eye Banned

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    I AM not atheist nor a christian. but i believe banning the word christmas is just stupid. 80 per cent of the british population are not Christians and do not celebrate christmas as a day of the birth of christ. to me christmas is a time for us all to come together all of us a celebrate the goodness in this world. and for people who say there should be a ban on religious tolerance. why should there be. i cant understand why we should ban tolerance towards people who believe in a god. for this very country was worshiping gods and the devine way before Christianity. i would rather the name by changed to winter solstices celebration because thats what it is all about. to say ban religious tolerance in my books makes you as bad as people who discriminate others in the name of religion. for science and physics still dosnt have all the answers. merry winter solstice to you all and a happy new year
     
  8. mystic eye

    mystic eye Banned

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    Also looks to me that the bastard who is our prime minister nows he gonna lose the election. and is appealing to the idiots of this country to get more votes.
     
  9. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I would but won't coca cola sue us :D
     
  10. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    We could privatise Christmas, leave it to the principles of the free market to decide how our holiday should be branded instead of the church. Happy Cokemas!
     
  11. Happy British Gas day to one and all!
     
  12. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    are you a commie or summit? :eek:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AylFqdxRMwE"]Talkin' John Birch Paranoid Blues
     
  13. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    I don't know what makes you say that, brother. Winter's greetings!
     
  14. And joy to all men, women and children and not forgetting those who are not quite sure what category they actually fall into ;)
    oh and don't frequent petshops that sell puppies!
     
  15. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    And don't forget lesbians and the disabled
     
  16. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

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    or the Irish (they are arguably sentient after all)
     
  17. Si69

    Si69 Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    you stand for election........ I'll vote for you.

    I agree - Xmas is such a pathetic commercial razzamataz - everybody to their own, Christians (those left!) are welcome to celebrate what was a pagan festival but as it's all so artificial, and we made our current calender then I think we should just simply keep to one mid-winter festival at the changing of the year.

    Bliadna math Urs (Happy New Year to you all)

    Simon :sunny:
     
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