Bad Pick-up Lines

I have had a lot of really bad pick-up lines used on me and was curious If you have used/gotten a really bad pick-up line before? If so...details...!

On a school bus inn high school this guy came over and said "did it hurt?" and of course i was retarded then and said 'did what hurt?' then of course he said " when you fell from heaven."

(gag)

 

Some guy in a bar years ago thought it would "turn me on" to sing to me...the song that was playing went something like this....: You piss me off you fuckin' jerk..you get on my nerves.... pathetic! And like yeah right...that was hot baby...real hot. lol

 

I just took a viagra, take off your clothes and shut up......

 

"If I told you
you had
a hot body
would you hold it
against me?"

 

^ my personal fave, fo' sho'.^

 

One that I have used is...
"Is there a mirror in your pocket? ...'Cause I can see myself in your pants."

I was a shy girl, too back then, so he was suprised I would say something like that. I like suprising people--in good ways of course*: )

 

I've actually never had anyone try to use a pick up line on me...

I've used pick up lines, but coming from a pretty girl, any line sounds good

 

Was your daddy a thief?? Because I have an erection.

 

Hey baby, let's fuck!

 

fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Zelda?

 

Do you take Visa or Mastercard?

 

That's a Hank Williams Jr. song, and I guess it would be pretty annoying.

 

Hahahaha! Good one.

 

Worst ever.......

'Are you here for the Paris Hilton lookalike contest?'

I'm covered in tattoos and have dark hair...........

 

genius

 

Excuse me miss , "Does this smell like Cholroform to you?"...

 

haha nice one orison.

 

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Honey you look finer than a new set of snowtires.

 

Hold on a sec *checks girl's shirt tag*. Heh, just like I thought, made in heaven