Backstairs Lavy (A Glasgow folk song) ................................ New York London Paris Rome It’s fine to go travelling But you gotta come home Don’t look for love Around the world There’s only one place to take your girl It’s the Backstairs Lavy (Backstairs Lavy) Get her in the bunker (Get her in the bunker) Watch those undies disassemble Down in the lavy For a quick knee tremble Backstairs Lavy (Backstairs Lavy) Get her in the bunker (Get her in the bunker)