Back from Vegas...again!

just got back from Las Vegas to watch the Pride Real Deal. this was funner than last week! we got there around 7 pm and checked into the Hilton. we got all got ready and hit the strip. we went yellow bus on the strip, knockin thunder and dancing with all 4 doors open! a lady cop flashed us and asked why we had to be ugly. I said no ma ma we're just doin' the gigs and she said just don't let it tip over. nice lady, I woulda laid her pipe! I shoulda tried.
we hit the New York New York and no more than 10 feet into the place I was approached by 2 shit faced, good lookin' brawds. they asked if I was a celebrity, so naturally, I lied and said I was. I said my name is Bane Bizzle a Yay Area hoodstar ghetto celeb. they bought it, hook line and sinker. they said they dug the stunnaz and the grill and started reading my Hyphy 101 shirt. knockin' em, 10 pm. and I already got mines for the night! I love Vegas! my boys left me at the telly and hit the night life on their own. like dumb asses they got really shit faced and walked from the Luxor to the Palms. anybody who's been knows how far that is. one of them appearantly almost walked into the freeway. anyways they did it up in the VooDoo lounge and then later at Club Rio.
we hit the fights the next day. Raw as fuck! nothin but, hardcore fans and hot Brazilian, Japanese and White girls! crazy ass show, production is waaaaaaaaaaay better than the UFC. step it up!
after party we hit Coyote Ugly. SAUSAGE FEST! 5 dudes for every 1 chick. fuck that shit, we did it movin to the next spot, Pure to the Phil Baroni after party, drank and hung out with the fighters.
all in all it was a great trip. we got dummy loaded before driving back. we hit a spot in LA called Bear some shit and went to a friends parents house. we got even more loaded and partyed with them for a while. her whole family loved me, I really think I could have fucked her mom, sister and grandma! her sister was pretty decent! anyways that bout it with that one.

 

You seem a tad oversexed.

 

vegas seems perfect for you, and shitty for me

 

i think I'm under sexed actually. I just really like the thrill of the hunt. not that women are game or anything.

 

I think in your case....what happened in Vegas should have stayed in Vegas.

Especially with that grammar.

 

how was the fights? which one would you say was the best?

 

yea, are you always going to speak in that stupid california slang? It will be funny when you are 57, or are you a trendy who will change everything about themselves once that goes out of style?

 

I'm sorry, should I have my parents siqn my report card now?

anyways, the fight of the night was Belfort vs. Henderson. Henderson dominated but, it was a nice squermy war of attrition(only reason Hendo dominated was he thrw more and got top positition, they didn't really really hurt each other that much).

 

why are you hating on the way I speak? it's the way I was raised and the way the culture is. hippies trying to get people to conform? what the fuck is this world coming to? have I ever said 1 bad thing about anybody on this fucking forum? hate on me if I'm a dickhead that talks big shit, not by my way of speaking. you don't even fucking know me bro. would you say this shit to a person with a southern accent and different southern dialog? how about a person who calls sodas pop or vice versa. worry about you and your's if you don't like the way I speak, dont read it. and about 57 years old, yes I will still be speakin this way. there are alot of older heads who have been speaking this way for many moons. don't hate. I thought you people were all about peace and love.

 

I'm hating on the way you speak because its ridiculous and stupid, and people were not speaking like that 23 years ago.

I don't hate you, I just think you are a follower of some idiotic trend.

I'm not a "hippy" anyway, nor are many people on here.

And yes, i would say that to someone who said things like "I ain't got no soap," or something along those lines, thats not an accent, its just speaking poor english...but at least those people are not trying to conform to some image or trend, they just don't know any better.

All I see of you is what you write on here, and it seems like you are not being real. Keep doing it if you want, but if i feel like it, I will comment.

 

BWAHAHAHAHA!

That was hilarious. Hilarious because it was both whiny and grammatically awful. The funniest combo.

The reason why you should learn to write in proper english on an english-speaking forum is so that people can read what you are trying to say. There are alot of people on these forums from other countries who probably had to read your small paragraph several times just to decipher it.

Writing in slang is as bad as writing in AOLer Kiddie Chatspeak.

No one here is saying you aren't nice but we shouldn't have to stumble through your lazy writing to interpret your post. That is the issue.

 

and I respect your oppinion but, don't jump to the wrong conclusions. I'm going to speak to you on your level so you can understand where I'm coming from. you'd understand better if you knew the area I live. it's no fable, I'm not making this shit up or saying it to be cool. BE COOL ONLINE? c'mon man I'm not a Junior High student any more. I don't need internet approval or acceptance. I came here to talk weed with fellow weed smokers and I get riduculed for the way I speak. ok, you think it's stupid thats fine, but, to me it's life. I speak like this EVERYDAY of my life and have been speaking this way. and YES in the Bay people were speaking like this 20 years ago. Hippies spoke slang in the Bay. Black Panthers spoke slang in the Bay. Rockers spoke slang in the Bay. Pimps spoke slang in the Bay. Different variations but, all respected each other. this is not a passing trend, The Bay Area is one of the most culturally diverse places in the world. shit shifts, twists and change over the years but, the roots are still here.

 

thats all you had to say. please stop writing this way it's hard to understand you. I'll refrase every word. it's nothing. I swear the way you people come at me is light weight vicious bro.

 

thats fine, I'm not asking you to change, I just hate Cali slang, and I even lived out there for a while. Its not that I don't understand what you are saying.

I still think you are following a trend.

 

well, there's no way to change that unless you meet me so, as of right now we're on the same page. and out of respect to you and everybody that has ever complained about not understanding me, I'll turn into Encyclopdia Brown when I post.

 

good idea

Encyclopedia Brown is the king.

 

funny thing is, I'm getting the same shit in an actual fight forum. I post in proper english there since it's a fight forum and all we talk about is fighting and I accidentaly typed the word cuddy and I caught hell. waaaaay more vicious than you guys. called me a wigger, why do people assume as soon as 1 slang word gets typed, it's white guy on the other end of the computer? I'm Filipino for gods sake.

 

one of my best friend is from the phillipines, many friendly people from there it seems. he says they are like south americans of asia

 

It's because wiggers try sooooo hard to prove how "down" they are, that their behavior often carries over to the chat/forum world.

Believe you me, I know this because I have a wigger for a cousin and she can't even tone it down enough while writing an email to her boss.

 

oh yeah, I hear you but, isn't that really racist? I mean, people who type slang online have to be white because real ghetto people can't afford computers? hidden racism that no one pays attention too. on the flip side, there are alot of white folks that really are down. oh, and the girl I was trying to have sex with in LA acts just like the way you discribed your cousin. going yo, yo ,yo nigga yo. I was drunk so it was funny to me, and it's kind of hard to get mad at a girl that looked that good.