Guys... tell me what really goes on at a bachelor's party. Are there really strippers, and hookers, and blowjobs and stuff?
I've never been to one. They sound gay to tell the truth, a party full of single men? Ugh no thanks. Unless it's similar to a bucks party then in that case strippers are usually essential.
never been to one, but I imagine its like tom hanks movie. if not, thats what i would like it to be like..
I've only been to a couple and I'm sure they weren't the norm. The last was my BIL's a few years ago. We had a party bus with a stripper. Long story short....we saw some lesbian action and the one lady was on my lap while the other ate her out. I'm going to guess that sort of thing isn't common but it sure was a lot of fun for me that night. My father-in-law was also there and he was fucking speechless and in awe. It was great. A lot of dudes got in trouble that night. My wife heard the entire story and didn't care at all. My BIL and I were the only ones who walked away unscathed that night.
My story? Yup. We had a bus that we could have coolers full of beer on. We went to a bunch of bars and picked up ladies. I didn't really have anything to do with the planning. I was just there and enjoying whatever happened.
Yeah okay we call these Bucks Parties in Australia. My experiences have been similar to your story except generally the guys get way to drunk on the bus on the way to the races and piss the girls off on the ride back so we get no action. My last was a year or so ago we started in a car park, 7am drinking tinnies until the two girls came. Nice bodies, ugly faces - the norm, we all laughed and joked about it. Got on the bus and played some dumb drinking games aimed at humiliating the Buck/Groom. Girls take their clothes off, get to the races and I'm sick of the boys and the noise so I get drunk and bet on horses and talk to the locals. End up the day we are all very very drunk, some boys are getting touchy feely with the girls, they're getting the shits, all boys throw in another $50 EACH!! for a dildo show at a bus station. Bus stops at a pub and we all file in to get drinks then search for the local talent. Girls get the shits without attention, take our money, put on clothes and leave us be =[ That night ended up with me, the groom and some other guys walking in and out of at least 5 brothels trying to find decent looking women. Finally they found a place and I have a girl so not my thing so I chatted up the madam of the brothel until she gets the shits with me because I'm not going to pay for ass and I'm asked to leave :rofl:
Sausage Fest... :rofl: Mind you thats probably better than a testosterone teased group of guys at least.
