Awkward moments with parents!

Most of us have had them, share them all here.... These are some of mine.

The other night I went to a bucks party, where we tore up the town. However, my dad was also there (he was also friends with the guy getting married). Now I'm 18. my dads in his 50's. Hes a cool guy but I think seeing thousands of teens spilled out onto the street, girls randomly pouncing guys and dragging them into clubs was a little.... Extreme.

This night was filled with awkward moments. Like when a girl came up to me and yelled that she was not wearing panties, come dance. I was at the time handing a drink, to my father. Or when this totally drugged up girl (50% of the girls in the clubbing area) randomly started... Chewing my hair!


Well they're some of my awkward stories, cmon guys, share them all !

 

when I was about 16 years old I was masturbating furiously to internet porn after a long night of playing online games when my father walked in on me at 5 or 6 in the morning. he was very unimpressed, and told me that "this does not happen again!"
to this day, I'm unsure of whether he actually realized I was jerking it or was just pissed off I was up late.

about two years later I was sexing on my then-girlfriend and the same father walked triumphantly into the room to show off some research he'd just completed. we had covers on but any reasonable human being would understand that there was some hanky-panky going on and leave the room with a slightly flushed expression. not him, oh no. "here Jim, have a look why don't you."
"um yeah okay, wow, *looking at the papers but not really registering what was on them* yeah cool, good work."
this time I think he definitely understood (I believe my girl's tit was also visible) what was going on, but he might have been too taken aback to just turn around and leave the room.

 

^ LOL!

didn't have any door-locks?

 

I havent really had any akward moments with my parents.. umm the worst i ever did in front of them was text my mom asking her if she wanted to buy some bud..
haha i thought i was texting someone else

 

Fucked up my call waiting on my cell phone and told my mom that the weed I had was really bomb. She laughed and said don't bring that shit around me, see you tomorrow *click*

 

^lmfao thats insanely funny.

 

Parents finding nude pictures is always awkward. My argument was "WHAT? It's natural! You guys have sex, too!" and their argument was "This is child pornography and we will go to jail if someone ever finds it in our home" (I was 16). It's always terribly uncomfortable coming home to walk into your kitchen and have nude photos of yourself and friends, pills and pipes thrown all over the table and mom crying.

Another time I couldn't find my pipe and assumed my mom stole it so i woke her up and just started screaming "WHY DID YOU TAKE MY PIPE? THAT COST ME 80 bucks MOM. I MAKE MY OWN MONEY, SO EITHER GIVE ME MY PIPE OR PAY ME BACK!!!" and she was all "Huh? You're fucking crazy, what are you talking about?!" and then I realized my brother had borrowed my pipe. That was more embarrassing then awkward though.

In conclusion, I am not looking forward to raising teenagers.

 

Well usually awkward isn't good because both my parents are crazy. Like seriously crazy, and awkward usually means bad and theres a lot of that. Or just asking my dad to buy me booze I guess.

 

It's strange because I've lived situations extremely alike those ones.

I'm not looking forward to children ever. I hope what they say about how children change you is true. I can imagine waiting for the child to be a certain age where I can crush all their hopes and dreams like my family did. Being a mental sadist is fun but evil.

 

The day my mom first got prescribed xanax a few years ago, she woke up the next day to find that I ate 40+ of them. That's how she first found out I liked the xanax. lol

 

Your folks found nude pictures of you too? We should make a club or something.

I'm really excited to have kids and determined to raise them in a better environment then I was raised but the teen years are so turbulent to begin with! Hopefully, I will trust my kids enough to do their own thing and be responsible.

 

Oh god, haha. Was she upset with you?

 

hahahaha what do you think? She even found a piece of tinfoil and a straw where my dumbass was so fukt up that I actually tried to freebase one of the xanax's. hahaha

 

Hahaha oh god, that's pretty bad. For some reason I just imagined your mom being like "Oh, THAT Brian! He's so silly" and then giving you a smiley yet stern look. I don't know why I thought that haha.

 

my mom takes .25 milligram xanax and someone took like 30 of her pills and i got blamed for it because i am the only one in my house that my mom can prove has a history of drug use

it sucks

 

Lol yeah, That silly Brian eating 40 of my xanax, well most of the 40, since he tried to freebase at least one lol.


I was smoking in my room once with a friend since my mom wasn't going to be home for 2-3 hours. We smoked a good 1.5grams of dank without caring too much about smell. My friend leaves, and it was still fucking cold outside, so I didn't want to smoke my cig outside so I just opened up two of the windows in my room. I made sure everything was put away, or so I thought, and I did my best with smells. However for some reason my dumbass never used my sploof, but instead just left it sitting on top of the refrigerator. Not knowing that my sploof was there, I was completely astounded at how my mom knew I was up to something "illegal" as she put it. I just told her nope, incense, goodbyez

 

Haha, incense is the best excuse for any situation.
At my 8th grade birthday party, I just started smoking by my window fan not realizing it was blowing air IN and my mom opened my door and was like "WHATS THAT SMELL?" and with pipe and lighter in hand, I just said "incense" and she just went "Well, alright honey!". I also sold weed at that party wrapped in toilet paper because we were out of baggies. Sweet memories.

 

hahahaha that's some shit.

 

i'd like weed in my party bag

would you like some mj with your tp?

 

Another awkward moment with my mom was when she woke up and found me fukt up as shit on 31 benadryls. Adding to the awkwardness, later in the night, I asked my stepdad "why are you holding a bag of dicks?" just out of the blue and for no apparent reason. My mom almost took me to the emergency room because she thought I was dying. It was insane.