AWESOME***for sale***AWESOME

HUGE!!! water crossing device in brooklyn....
must sell...!!!!
you gotta see it to belive it!!!!
best offer!!!!
no reasonable offers will be refused....
batteries ***INCLUDED**!!!!
send SASE etc...etc...etc

 

Would you be up for a trade?

I have some prime swampland in Florida....

 

hmm.... dosen't sound too bad..... throw in a pair of double-plugger dragon-straps and you've got a deal

 

i have some ocean front property in arizona ill trade ya

 

Sorry. I see a nasty scratch in it.

 

c'mon bug..... that'll rub right out (spitting on my sleeve and rubbin' the bridge in.... none other than "a vigorous circular motion
Hitherto unknown to the people on this area,
But destined to take the place of THE MUD SHARK
In your mythology
Here it goes now . . .
THE CIRCULAR MOTION . . . (rub it).....

 

I'll trade you 50 cents and a pack of juicy fruit. deal?

 

Bad location.....I have some 10 inch rulers, 50% off of retail...wanna trade?

 

Damn! If I hadn't just blown all my money on unicorn repellant....

 

damn so close! im needing a water crossing device that runs north an south not east to west grrrrrrrr!!!!! uhhh u wouldnt happen to have a section of east to west river u wanna sell do ya?

 

I'll give you Matt Damon's head on a pike for the bridge... good enough?