Awesome 420, then my bus killed a cyclist.

Oh man, I get to school at 8:20am this morning, and from then until basically 2:00 it was just hanging around smoking tons of grass out of my vaporizer, and bongs and everything. I got sooooo wasted, tunnel vision, the works. Basically Im stoned retarded.
But then I grab the bus to head home and pay a bill. Like 1/4 of the way to my place, I hear a smack, and the bus driver is like "OH NO FUCKING STUPID GUY!" and then I hear "Oh NO! I think he killed that pedistrian" and then I get off the bus with everyone to take a look. I see this 60 year old guy, looking sideways, lieing on his face, with his legs point in the opposite direction, and over his face. like a curve .) and im like (oh fuck, Im wasted to hell and I've got all my gear on me) So basically everyones like whos got a cell, and I do, but I wait until some other chick hands over hers, then I leave and call my buddy.
My line was "But I was delayed on route, when my bus killed a pedistrian"
Man I went sober there for a bit, but I seem to be back on track now.
Happy 420 you fucking FIENDS!

 

Holy shit!

 

wow

 

i call it fate

 

poor old man

 

hahaha thats crazy

 

thatd be scary as fuck. total buzzkill

 

WOW dang crazy stuff, can i ask where this happend since it says your also from toronto?

 

Im actually in Hamilton, if you get any Hamilton news it may be on there tonight.
Happened on Emerald and Main.

 

Oh then i have no idea where that happend though i can get hamilton news.

 

guy had the biggest trip of his life on 420!

OVER THE FUCKIN CURB !

ZING!

 

Hahahahahaha lmao!!!

 

heh heh.....pity....

 

Oh I've tripped harder then that, that was more of a speedbump.
My friends are all like I bet you got off the bus went "hmmm" and walked away. It's funny because thats exactly what I did. I was like dont see that everyday, poor bastard, oh well, time to leave before cops come and I get busted. I was obviously blazed like, having trouble walking, talking, time dialation, pure red eyes.
Thats what happens when you smoke weed all day I guess.

 

Wasn't there a huge rally in Hamilton for Weed?? I heard people could legally smoke for then

 

im dissapointed that you cared more about the non-existant chance that the cops were going to search people who were on the bus, than to offer some help as small as offering to use your phone for a free call in the instant they needed it. especially on a holy-day. at least it wouldnt have made a difference in the end

 

Someone else called, I waited like 1 min, 3 people whipped out their cells, and I was GONE. Plus I think they charge for ambulances now, and I don't have 80$ to spend on some poor bastard I didn't know.
Ya there was a huge rally, I didn't go to it because well our new government is really anti weed, and we figured there was going to be a huge bust, turns out there wasn't, theres always next 420 to go to it.

 

I call it a buzzkill.