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My indoor grow is currently shut down. I no longer sell as I can grow what I require in my backyard.
However, back when I lived in L.A. and DID sell...

My buds were in great demand. Not only did I grow killer strains, I went that extra mile--literally.
At a huge investment in labor and an initial cost of $100, I would drive up to the mountains outside of L.A. every week rain or shine to a mountain spring I knew of.
It was a huge hassle, carrying 10 5-gal. bottles of water about 100 yards over rough terrain to my van. Then when I got home I'd wait till midnight (when all my nosy neighbors were asleep) then haul each botttle down a long-ass driveway and up a flight of stairs.
But I was the only guy in town with truely organic weed.
And using "living" water (water fish can live in) sped up the the veg & bloom cycle by a week vs. using with city water.
My friends raved about the taste of my organic buds.

And

I had 3 different chambers for many years, and whenever I had plants ready for harvest I'd call up a few close friends who liked to buy what I grew.
They'd come over and I'd take them to the grow room, open the door and they'd get to choose which plant(s) of about 20 they'd like to have. Like choosing a live lobster from a tank at a seafood restaurant (except my plants couldn't snap off a finger).
We'd take the potted plant back into my den and the friend would spend the next 1/2 hour or so manincuring the weed while we listened to music, smoked and b.s.-ed.
I'd then weigh it and would charge him 25% of whatever the fresh manicured buds weighed.
It worked out great for both of us.
I was saved me the tedious task of manicuring and the time-consuming task of slow-drying/curing and they'd get the pick of the litter.

Bet you don't have a dealer that's as cool as me.

I only known one dealer that was better.
Sally didn't grow she only sold. And she was quite a randy wench. If you went over to buy some pot and she was in the mood (usually), you'd get free sex out of the deal.
It didn't matter to Sally if you were a guy or a girl, or if you showed up with a friend or 2.
Now THAT'S customer satisfaction.
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Yet again, we all know ranger has the killer buds and he is the shit. Can we move on now?

 

I would really like to meet a dealer like that. Sally sounds cool. Good weed and free sex. thats all a stoner could ask for. except for munchies to supress the munchies.

 

I want to meet this Sally character...

 

yuck lol not me

 

Really man. I'd like to have a few extra grams with my purchase than some dirty pussy.

 

no kidding man...

 

I need to move where you are man, thats some good service.

 

People who like sex aren't dirty.

 

hah.

 

seconded

 

Lets all get AIDS!!!..no seriously i would never have sex with a woman who whenever was "in the mood" would fuck some random guy/girl, guarenteed there dirty. I WANNA GROW UP AND BE JUST LIKE RANGER!

 

yeah highschool/club chicks are dirty your right...haha

 

Sally isn't "dirty".
I guess you jr. high-schoolers don't yet realize that a lot of chicks like sex.

-You don't like to have sex with girls when they're in the mood? Just when they don't want it? That's called rape you sick fucks.

Just because they only girls you've ever fucked is your little sister and totally skanked out ho's doesn't mean that there aren't healthy happy friendly girls who like to have sex with their friends.

I never said Sally would do anyone at any time. She wouldn't sell weed to just anyone either, only to people she knew and liked.

I said she liked to have sex. Anything else you read into it is YOUR problem.

P.S. If you don't think girls like sex, how do you account for the fact that you exist?

 

rape and artificial insemination?

 

yea ranger they're just being retarded like usual.

 

me and my homies would run train on any bitch... id even hit dat shit on the red light yo.

 

haha ranger i feel ya

don't worry about it man =]

you do sound like a real cool dealer though, one i'd most certainly like to have

 

lets all fuck ranger up the ass!

 

So that explains why the shoe bomber thinks girls are dirty, he's gay!