Asshole Tattoo?

A friend of mine was fucking a girl he met and during he felt the need to call me. He tells me(from the restroom) that she has a tattoo around the rim of her asshole. I was sleepy and annoyed so all I said was great, want a cookie and hung up on him. He called again 20 minutes ago and told me the same shit. Asshole tattoo? Ok... whatever makes ya happy And before you ask, no I didn't ask what it was :tongue:

 

wow

Thats pretty hardcore!

 

that sounds really hot too
now i want to go out and get my asshole tattooed

 

wow. that sounds really really painful

 

I wonder how the tattoo artist felt doing that tat. Painful indeed.

 

Yea, painful and gross.

 

Imagine walking into the room, where that tattoo was being made. That must be soooo awkward.

 

ew. i wonder how she kept it clean when it was healing.

 

I know huh. I'll have him ask her, maybe. Funny my friend actually said this too, "From now on, I'm spreading all ass cheeks. I might find a butterfly!" Nasty fuck

 

That'd be interesting.


...Did you ask to see it?

 

or a couple of w's


W O W

 

you never know...

 

That would be kinda weird. She'd probably get mad that he told me.

Or L's
L O L

or maybe an Oh face :O

 

i'd get a bullseye :H

 

I'm not saying your friend is a liar, but that doesn't seem plausible. maybe you can get tattoos around your asshole though, I don't know, I'm not asshole expert.

 

Think of the possibilities!

 

it seems terribly unsanitary. maybe she just didn't wipe good and told him it was a tattoo to save herself embarassment.

 

AHAHAHA. yeah, that seems more plausible.

 

I can usually tell when he's lying but, he seemed genuinly excited about this(for what reason I'll never know). I'll try to do some espionage.

That would be fuckin' disgusting. If it was me, I'd still finish though actually, no. No I wouldn't.

 

Wait...we don't all have asshole tattoos? I mean, they're the newest thing.

I, personally, have a near-lifesize tattoo of Burt Reynolds. My asshole is the pupil of his left eye.

Guys love it.

Especially guys who've always wanted to eyefuck Burt Reynolds.