ass, pussy, and boobies

I resorted to coming here since I posted this on the bare naked ladies brady bunch thread or whatever it is, a bunch of nudists --cool (or toe-suckers gross--reminds me of that movie, "Don't be a Menace,") & then some guy followed up with some art like I have on my wall & then they locked it down. I was just trying to do the same thing. It's a picture of a ginger root, so I called it, "Hot Little Ginger." When you look at the thumbnail (or should I say toenail?) ginger root looks somewhat like naked human bodies. I rotated it in like a photo-shoot sequence & then marked it in pen like they would prep it for cropping & inclusion for a magazine feature...did put some work into it. But of course when zoomed in on, you can tell it is a vegetable. (Frank Zappa?) The moderator got all weird like some librarian catching someone having sex behind the reference shelf. I don't even think she actually looked at it. She saw the words "Hot Little Ginger," glaring at her & wrote that it had nothing to do with the thread & she was lockin' it up. I think it had everything to do with the thread. Where's my freedom of speech? In fact back when I posted it in my gallery, I subtitled it, "My last life model," or something to that effect--good life models are hard to find. (So artists have to make do.) I mean hippies were all about nudity & sex & freedom & they didn't have to get all anal about it! I wouldn't post porn on a site where there are so many underage people anyway. It was supposed to be a friggin' joke. Lighten up Site-Wardens! So, what, the Wizard of Oz is looking down on us? Oh, no, I'm the scarecrow, you're gonna burn my hay-hands with fire! So now what, pay ten dollars since I have one blooper? If you never see me again, the big giant eyeball has got me. Now that's two demerits. See me after class! DETENTION!!! You know how emasculating women can be about males being horn-dogs, & always being all about looks & stuff, but girls are just as bad. Girl talk. Hey-- if guys listen to women berating their sexuality all their lives they become all wimpy & impotent & have to wind up taking viagra or something because they listened to that humiliation & believed it. That's being cruel & chauvenistic against men. And it's biggoted. Because it's cool if you're a certain race or something. Chicks dig it. But no, white guys--that's not cool.

 

I could see William Shatner doing the Ad for something like this: "To boldly go where no man has gone before!" Could there be anything less sensual than the concept of touching fake uns? Maybe in Zero G things take on a life of their own. Naw...

 

Oh man that's is a trip.Hahahahaha. Adorable animals

 

The Pseudobombax ellipticum 'Pink Shaving Brush' tree is quite the site to see at this time of year.* Not only is it comically perverse but very beautiful as the tree fills with blooms.



Pseudobombax ellipticum* 'Pink Shaving Brush'

 

Class, we are going to see a movie about STD's.



Now, does anyone here know what the initials, S.T.& D. stand for?

Brian?

Uh, sumthn to do witha, witha, uh...(tee-hee) sexxxx? (load roar)

Clap clap! (tee-hee) Now class, we have to approach this subject as adults.


OK, this is what you are supposed to look like when you take a bath...



That means you do not have an STD.

Huhhu huhu hehe hey--Beavis hu uh hushuhuh...Sssshsshhh! Shuttup Buttheadd! Ahm wach-in th' Movie! Shuttup! Huhhu huhu...Sssshsshhh! Shuttup. uhuh...Did ja hear what the Mulah told the village? Huhhu NO... Huhhu huh. WHAT! He said they better stop all of thii heehhhe this suicide bombing--Huhhu--cause there's pieces of Shiite all over the street!!! hehehehe hehehehehehehehe....Huhhu huhuHuhhu huhu