Asking Out Taco Bell Drive Thru Worker

If not: ambush her in the parking lot

 

Maybe it's the word ambush that's throwing people off.

I don't mean jump out of a tree and yell, "Hey! Will you go out with me?"

I mean, she's done with her shift, she's walking out as he's about to "walk in," conversation ensues, "yada yada yada...would you like to go out with me sometime?"?

Why is this creepy?

Me neither, but men have made feminists out to the boogeyman. Or, boogeywoman...? I guess? I don't know. That's not important. But men are downright terrified of feminists. And I have no idea why.

 

Because if he does it after a little chit-chat, when he "just so happens" to go to the tb drivethough, it just seems natural, and if it doesn't work out, he can just fuck off

If he ambushes her in the parking lot, he's obviously planned out when she's leaving work and how to intercept her path, and he's there only to ask her out. And if she says no, she's got to wonder whether or not he's going to try to follow her home

 

Yes, stop thinking, if i see her again.

You already messed up. Game over.

First opportunities are the best chance man.

If you have a close friend to bullshit with while grocery shopping its the best way to pick up women.

 

first, it would have to be a BEST friend to be willing to grocery shop with him.

second, if he's going for women at the grocery store, he must be truly desperate, because grocery store women are a sad breed of toothless, blank faced, drooling weirdos. i don't know how attractive women get food, but experience tells me that they do not get it from the grocery store.

 

Tell her that you like fish tacos !

 

Its a partner in crime situation.

If you with a good friend also alpha male, just talking in public and dont give a damn about what others think or hear. Joke and have fun. Women are attracted to this.

Not talking about ego, acting tough, or being obvious.


If i ask for a girls number alone, its very different, than if I ask for her number when im with a friend who walked away and let me set the pieces.

 

Problem with that is she might see the replies. And she might see all his other posts.

No good can come of this.

World's colliding! Killing independent r0llingstoned!

 

Luckily skip doesnt pay for anything on here anymore and you can only see like my last 5 post now instead of all of them so i am good to go!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lutNECOZFw

 

lmao.. I remember this video. I wish I was this excited about something as this guy is about trains.

 

I think the train backed up just for him.

 

...to have and to hold, through sickness and health , through sharts and diarrhea.

 

Keep in mind I'm an ordained minister. I can throw a few shit references into the ceremony.

The last time i was in a taco bell drive thru ordering food for a friend (i havent eaten that shit in probably 10 years) i told the drive thru girl i wouldn't be having anal sex that night. She didn't even acknowledge it but I'm sure she's well versed in the comings and goings of the rear end working at taco bell.

 

Why Would An "Ordained Minister" Make A Cheap....And Filthy Comment Like That....???



Cheers Glen.

 

I'm a cheap and filthy ordained minister via the internet. I'm not a woman of god. I was with a male friend that isn't my husband. We were talking about men and women being friends without sex. He said "it's not like I'm asking you to have anal sex just because we're friends" at that moment the girl opened the window. I looked at her and said "there will be no anal sex tonight". She took the money and closed the window. She's lame.

 

Well, you did smash all her hope just with one sentence...

 

Hey! You're posting again! Not just liking posts and lurking like a creepo

 

Y'all stop dissing Taco Bell! :cuss: Three things I depended on in college were mac 'n cheese, Shaefer beer and Taco Bell.

 

1000 is the search result limit

 

Btw, unless you're looking for a kick to the nuts and a restraining order I would stay away from the parking lot ambush. Thats a terrible idea. Nothing says "I've been sitting here for 4 hours watching you through the window waiting for your shift to end" like a creepy stalking parking lot ambush.

 

Seriously. That would scare the shit out of me.