Asking Out Taco Bell Drive Thru Worker

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by r0llinstoned, Oct 2, 2017.

  1. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    If she's worth posting about, then she's worth a trip to taco bell.
     
  2. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    In fairness, you are a feminist though
     
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  3. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    ...and if they're going to fuck, then it shouldn't matter who gets penetrated, right? Him getting it up the ass with a strap on would be perfectly acceptable
     
  4. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

    Are you saying you wouldn't go on a date with me?
     
  5. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    No, I'm just saying I wouldn't slip you my number :)
     
  6. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Anyone want to get taco bell and watch netflix with me?
     
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  7. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Nothing is worth a trip to Taco Bell....
     
  8. YouFreeMe

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    Yeah, the Netflix date better be damn good if i have to eat TB first.
     
  9. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Nachos bell grande pls
     
  10. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    I have an entire house and my own bedroom with netflix. I'd say it's A-ok!
     
  11. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    I had to look this up...


    Looks like somebody barfed on a plate of chips.
     
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  12. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Actually it looks like I shit on a plate of chips.
     
  13. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    You might not want to lead with that when you ask her out.
     
  14. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    "can i get the nachos bell diarrhea pls?"
     
  15. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    LOL Oh God! That's gross
     
  16. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    "If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter"
     
  17. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    Ha, that was a double entendre. I didn't see it.

    Yes, it would be perfectly acceptable, if they are both into it.
    Cheers.
     
  18. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    I'm ashamed to think how many bean burritos have accompanied Netflix in my life.

    At least I rotate salad with the TB bean burrito.

    It's a habit from my early veg days. My only restaurant option, in the 80s, in Texas, was TB.
    It's my fall back. A meal for under $3?
     
  19. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    Yesterday was National Taco Day.

    I had a coupon for Del Taco and I never used it. :unsure:
     
  20. newbie-one

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    There you go Rollin. If you want the taco bell girl to fuck you in the ass, then slip her your number
     

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