Ask Uncle Rotten

This is a Agony Uncle thread

Where you can tell uncle Jonny your problems and I can give you my sage like wisdom

so come on whos first?

 

Its ok you can talk plainly to Uncle Rotten

Im sensing you have some anger issues

 

i'm trying to find my shoe...

 

or george's shoe...

 

I have an embarrassing nasal hair problem...what do u recommend?

*rofl*

 

Ok sit quitely and think where was I last when I had it

If this fails throw a massive tantrum and other people will be forced to find it just to shut you up

 

Wear a paper bag over your head then no-one will ever notice

 

Get him to find it using one of the methods above

 

thank you uncle rotten, you really helped me there
ok so last time i had seen it was when george was sticking it up your ass...
he probably did the same thing with his other shoes
oh wel...
now get off the stage

 

Arr I take it your using the tantrum approch good luck with that

Next problem please!

 

hey you're supposed to help me now=>to make me shut up
uncle rotten, you're not my friend anymore

 

are you male or female little person

 

how dare you ask that to a son of God

 

So your a girl then?

 

when are you finally gonna get depressed and help me to make me shut up?

 

When I find out Im a girl

 

well... god gave me this beautiful axe
(see 'damn, man')

 

i'm scary