Ask Lode. The third chapter.

Do you need advice? Has the world got you down?

Why is the sky blue? How many skittles can I fit into mouth?

Romantic advice? Moral dilemas? Ask Lode.

 

Romance in store for me, bud?

 

How do I stop procrastinating on RT?

 

i'll tell you right now... there is no answer to that question.

 

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

That's a prediction.

I only dabble in science and advice. Sorr.y

 

How does a woman keep a man interested?

 

i just ate half a jar of caviar with saltines and some ranch dressing. what should i do?

 

also, what does one do when one has had a massive tantrum that verged on violence that one can't really recall?

 

Since they don't chuck, I'd say none.

 

Dear Lode,

if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with. True or false?

 

Depands on the guy and the stage of the relationship. Men are always thinking about sex, but there has to be some more there to keep them intrested. At least if your aiming for the right guy.

Don't stress it too much. You're a doll. You got a specific guy your into? Specifics help me a lot.

 

That's pretty stupid advice. You can't force yourself to love someone.

It might work for some people. Wouldn't work for me.

 

according to a woodchuckologist the answer is: A woodchuck would chuck all the wood, if a woodchuck only could

 

or me.

 

An appology would be a good place to start. Although I'm curious about the details now.

 

Hi Lode,
Just curious, how do Americans view Australians?

 

hmmm. I was actually kind of hoping that you'd say true.

 

i'd rather not say.

 

I like 'em, although for the most part, I'd say they probably view them a lot like Americans with cool accents.